PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Apu Nahasapimapetilan Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gareth Bale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Nahasapimapetilan Jr might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Who needs the Kwik - E - Mart. Gareth Bale told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Nahasapimapetilan Jr
vs
Bale

188 cm
30
200 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

185 cm
26
195 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Apu Nahasapimapetilan Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gareth Bale!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bale. Nahasapimapetilan Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bale misses with a looping right.
Bale tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr is looking to land body kicks.
Bale misses with a two punch combination.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr avoids the head kick by Bale.
Bale misses with a leg kick

and Nahasapimapetilan Jr counters with a head kick that drops Bale to the mat! Bale scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bale pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bale misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nahasapimapetilan Jr.
Bale throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr scores with a leg kick.
Bale circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bale wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bale swings for the body but Nahasapimapetilan Jr moves out of range.
Bale checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bale throws a sloppy head kick and Nahasapimapetilan Jr moves out of range easily.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr doesn't manage to clinch there - Bale circles away.
Bale stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bale throws a head kick that misses.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr walks into a straight right hand from Bale.
Nahasapimapetilan Jr ducks under a wild hook from Bale.
Gareth Bale seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Bale lands a big head kick that sends Nahasapimapetilan Jr tumbling to the mat! Bale takes a step backwards and waves Nahasapimapetilan Jr back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Nahasapimapetilan Jr is rocked!

It looks like Apu Nahasapimapetilan Jr has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nahasapimapetilan Jr leaves his chin hanging out and Bale seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Nahasapimapetilan Jr crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gareth Bale!