PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gun Slinga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Stigu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stigu has chosen Sabrina-Boys as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Slinga
vs
Stigu

194 cm
23
285 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

198 cm
28
250 lbs
23 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gun Slinga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mr Stigu!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slinga throws a leg kick that misses.
Slinga throws a low kick, looking for Stigu's leg but Stigu calmly moves out of range.
Stigu checks a leg kick.

Slinga fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Stigu, pushing him back against the cage.
Stigu tries to circle away but Slinga has him pinned against the cage.
Stigu lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slinga backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Stigu.
Slinga fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stigu misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stigu tries a body shot but Slinga blocks it.
Stigu throws a punch but it's blocked by Slinga.
Stigu pushes Slinga back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slinga blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stigu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slinga trying to control the position but instead, Stigu has worked for underhooks and has pushed Slinga into the cage.
Slinga misses with a punch on the inside.
Stigu blocks an uppercut.
Slinga misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stigu lands a right hand.
Stigu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stigu throws a punch but it's blocked by Slinga.
Slinga makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Stigu misses with the head strike.
Stigu wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right from Stigu on the inside.
Stigu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Stigu fails to land.
Slinga lands an uppercut.

It looks like Mr Stigu has been cut.
Slinga working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stigu's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A head punch on the inside from Slinga fails to land.
Stigu throws a head punch that misses.
Stigu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stigu working hard to break the clinch.
Stigu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stigu works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slinga scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slinga swings wildly with an uppercut but Stigu uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinga.
Slinga makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Stigu blocks a body shot from Slinga.
Stigu looking to slow down the pace here.
Stigu is trying to break the clinch but Slinga is controlling him.
Slinga prevents the takedown attempt.
Stigu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stigu.
Still in the clinch, Stigu scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slinga tries to work over Stigu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stigu is working Slinga over against the cage.
Stigu struggles to land a body shot inside as Slinga controls his hands.

Stigu breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A clash of legs there as Stigu blocks the low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Stigu finds it's target.

It looks like Gun Slinga has been cut.

Stigu cracks Slinga with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Slinga looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Stigu finish him?

Slinga is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slinga is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Oh Slinga is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stigu goes for a small jab and connects. Now Stigu goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Slinga stumbles back but Stigu runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Slinga to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Slinga will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Mr Stigu!
Mr Stigu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.