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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Laz Icarus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch!'s ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ghetto Life. Icarus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Flying dutchman. Laz Icarus has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Rick James, Bitch!'s chin.
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laz Icarus!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Lou da Vinci and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch! paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bitch! misses with a body shot.
Bitch! fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Icarus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Icarus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Icarus lands a jab to Bitch!'s midsection.
Icarus throws an overhand right that lands on Bitch!'s shoulder, as Bitch! tries to avoid the shot.
Bitch! avoids a punch combination nicely.
Icarus misses with the combination.
Bitch! defending well as Icarus loads up on a big left hand.
Icarus finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Icarus throws an overhand right that lands on Bitch!'s shoulder, as Bitch! tries to avoid the shot.
Bitch! connects with a single shot there.
A swing and a miss from Icarus.
Icarus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Icarus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bitch! has Icarus up against the cage in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Icarus misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Icarus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bitch! has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Icarus shrugs off.
It looks like Laz Icarus has been cut.
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Icarus stalling in the clinch but Bitch! improves position.
Icarus trying to land knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bitch! blocks an uppercut.
Icarus avoids the elbow strike from Bitch!, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Icarus fails to land.
Icarus with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Icarus is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Icarus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Icarus connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bitch!'s face.
Icarus tries to throw a body punch but Bitch! avoids it by throwing Icarus back against the cage.
Bitch! lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bitch! working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bitch! lands a damaging elbow.
Icarus lands a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Icarus struggles to land a body shot inside as Bitch! controls his hands.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bitch!.
Icarus being controlled against the cage.
Bitch! lands with a left to the head.
Bitch! comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch!.
Icarus misses with a knee to the head.
Bitch!'s head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bitch! digs a right hand into Icarus's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Icarus's gas tank.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bitch! creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bitch!.
Bitch! throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Icarus tries to land a knee to the head but Bitch! blocks with his arms.
Icarus managing to block the knees to the body from Bitch!.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Bitch! fails to land.
Bitch! lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Icarus throws a head punch that misses.
Icarus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Icarus lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Icarus.
Bitch! lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Icarus fails to land.
Bitch! working aggressively here.
Icarus looking to slow down the pace here.
Icarus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Icarus is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bitch! stalling against the cage.
A short right from Bitch!.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Icarus shrugs off.
A short right from Icarus.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Icarus throws a head punch that misses.
Icarus misses with a punch to the body.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The referee calls for Icarus to work.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bitch!.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
Icarus avoids a wild elbow strike from Bitch!.
Still in the clinch, Bitch! scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bitch! missing with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Bitch!.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bitch! lands an elbow just above Icarus 's eye.
Bitch! lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Icarus takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Icarus misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rick James, Bitch! dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Laz Icarus's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Bitch! catches Icarus with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Icarus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bitch! tests Icarus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Icarus misses with a few strikes there.
The fighters circle momentarily. Icarus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Icarus.
Bitch! looks to score with a jab to the body but Icarus is just out of range.
Icarus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bitch! blocks a jab.
Icarus feints a jab promting Bitch! to slip. Icarus then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Bitch! slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Bitch! bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Icarus's head backwards.
Icarus throws a big shot that misses.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Icarus loads up on a big right hand but Bitch! slips the punch.
Bitch! scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bitch! throws a body kick that misses.
Icarus moves in looking to clinch but Bitch! pushes him off.
Bitch! connects with a body shot.
Icarus might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! scores with a jab.
Bitch! connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Icarus slips a jab from Bitch!.
Icarus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bitch! moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bitch! works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Icarus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bitch! ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Icarus misses with an uppercut. Bitch! saw that one coming.
Icarus gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bitch! pushes off an throws an elbow but Icarus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bitch! throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bitch! just misses with a elbow thrown towards Icarus's brow.
Bitch! misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Bitch! - that landed with a thud.
Bitch! lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Icarus.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Icarus tries to work over Bitch!'s body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch! has a couple of punches blocked by Icarus.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Icarus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Icarus throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A short right from Bitch! on the inside.
Icarus misses with the head strike.
Icarus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch! misses with a punch on the inside.
Icarus swings wildly with an uppercut but Bitch! uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Icarus is looking to control Bitch!'s arms but Bitch! gets an underhook and turns him. Now Icarus has his back to the cage.
Bitch! tries to land knees in the clinch but Icarus avoids the damage to the body.
Bitch! working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bitch! lands with a short shot to the head.
Bitch! lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Icarus backwards.
Icarus lands a right hand.
Bitch! scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bitch! lands a left hand that snaps the head of Icarus backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bitch!.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Icarus tries a knee to the head but Bitch! blocks it.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bitch! doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Icarus takes a shot to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Icarus tries to throw a body punch but Bitch! avoids it by throwing Icarus back against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Icarus landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Icarus tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Icarus shrugs off.
A head punch on the inside from Bitch! fails to land.
Icarus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Bitch! pushes Icarus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Icarus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bitch! lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Icarus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Icarus misses with a knee to the head.
Icarus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Icarus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Icarus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Icarus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bitch! blocking some punches.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Icarus dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
A shot in the inside from Bitch!.
Icarus trying to land knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rick James, Bitch! has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Icarus dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! managing to block the knees to the body from Icarus.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rick James, Bitch! dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Laz Icarus's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Icarus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Icarus scores with a nice head shot.
Icarus takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Icarus throws a jab but it's blocked by Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with a shot to the body.
Bitch! lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bitch! throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A jab from Bitch! finds it's way through Icarus's defenses.
Bitch! throws a jab when Icarus was well out of range.
Icarus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Laz Icarus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bitch! scores with a hook.
Icarus on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circle momentarily. Bitch! darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bitch! fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Icarus manages to avoid it.
Icarus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A jab from Bitch! finds it's way through Icarus's defenses.
Icarus cracks Bitch! with an open hand slap.
Bitch! displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Icarus throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Icarus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bitch!.
A big right from Icarus misses.
Bitch! throws a good cross that connects.
Bitch! stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Icarus misses with a low kick.
Bitch! drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bitch! misses with an uppercut.
Bitch! throws a lazy right hand but Icarus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Icarus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Icarus misses with a body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitch! looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Icarus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Icarus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laz Icarus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bitch! waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Icarus.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Icarus.
Bitch! thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bitch! misses with a body kick.
Icarus tries to work over Bitch!'s front leg with a kick but Bitch! checks it.
Icarus cracks the inside of Bitch!'s front leg.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch! connects with a crisp jab.
Bitch! throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bitch! lands a nice shot to the body.
Icarus throws a push kick but Bitch! slaps the foot to one side.
Laz Icarus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bitch! lands with a slapping head kick.
Bitch! connects with a body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Bitch!.
Icarus moves to clinch but Bitch! breaks away
and Bitch! counters with a stiff right hand.
Icarus thows a body shot but no joy.
Bitch! bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Icarus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Icarus throws a shot from downtown. Bitch! moves away and avoids it.
Bitch! connects with a single shot there.
Nice shot by Bitch!.
Bitch! scores with a nice right hand.
Bitch! buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bitch! misses with a straight right.
Icarus missing with a left hand there. Bitch! was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Good exchange - Bitch! coming out on top.
Good standup being displayed there by Bitch! as he connects with a hook.
Bitch! misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bitch! connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bitch! moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bitch! misses with a hook.
Bitch! thuds a left hand into Icarus's body.
Bitch! slips a straight right by Icarus.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Icarus's calf.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch! misses with a lunging right hand
letting Icarus counter with a right hand.
Icarus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bitch! finds it's way round the side to connect with Icarus's head.
Bitch! connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Icarus's hands.
Bitch! staying out of range there.
Bitch! circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
Nice cross by Icarus.
Bitch! misses with an uppercut. Icarus saw that one coming.
Bitch! misses with a low kick as Icarus jumps back.
Icarus goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bitch! is rocked!
Bitch! avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oh Bitch! is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Icarus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bitch! tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Icarus was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch!.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Icarus ducks under a wild hook from Bitch!.
Bitch! throws a leg kick that misses.
Bitch! seems to have got his legs back now.
Icarus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a nice shot that snaps Icarus's head back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rick James, Bitch! showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bitch! has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick James, Bitch!!
Rick James, Bitch! made sure to mention his sponsor, Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $150 in his post fight interview.
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