PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Todd Flanders (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubz Phatz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flanders comes into the arena with America F**k Yeah - Trey Parker blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Flanders
vs
Phatz

195 cm
25
170 lbs
12 - 3 - 1

175 cm
29
163 lbs
18 - 5 - 2

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Todd Flanders!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubz Phatz!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Hugh Johnson and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flanders throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Flanders blocks a head kick by Phatz.
Flanders misses with a wild body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Flanders!

Phatz instigates a clinch.
Phatz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Flanders swings wildly with an uppercut but Phatz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Phatz working Flanders over with knees to the body.
Flanders tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Phatz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Flanders misses with a hook to the ribs.
Phatz blocks an uppercut.
Flanders prevents a body shot from Phatz.
Flanders fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Phatz lands a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Flanders misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phatz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Phatz trying to land knees to the body.
Flanders misses with a short punch on the inside.
Flanders lands a left hand.
Flanders managing to block the knees to the body from Phatz.
Flanders misses with some punches.
Flanders fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Flanders misses with a body punch.
Flanders misses with some punches.
Flanders struggles to land a body shot inside as Phatz controls his hands.
Phatz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Flanders can't find room to land a body shot as Phatz controls the action.
Nice body punch from Phatz.
Flanders takes a knee to the side of the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Flanders lands a left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flanders on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Phatz prevents a body shot from Flanders.
Flanders misses with the head strike.
Phatz lands a nice shot to the body.
Phatz looking to throw knees to the head but Flanders is blocking nicely.
Phatz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Flanders misses with a short punch on the inside.
Flanders tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phatz lands a knee to the head.
Flanders blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Flanders tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Flanders.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Flanders creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Flanders fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Phatz lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flanders doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Flanders.
A head punch on the inside from Flanders fails to land.
Phatz lands a body punch.
Flanders doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Phatz lands a body shot in the clinch.
Phatz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Phatz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Phatz lands a hook that snaps the head of Flanders backwards.
Phatz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Flanders misses with a hook to the ribs.
Phatz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Flanders tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Flanders misses with a punch to the body.
Flanders misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Flanders fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phatz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Flanders lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Flanders tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Flanders has a couple of punches blocked by Phatz.
Phatz digs a right hand underneath Flanders's ribcage. Flanders let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Flanders throws a punch but it's blocked by Phatz.
Flanders blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Phatz misses with a knee to the head.
Flanders lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Phatz lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Flanders or not.
Flanders stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Phatz can't find room to land a body shot as Flanders controls the action.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phatz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Flanders prevents a body shot from Phatz.
Flanders lands an uppercut.
Phatz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubz Phatz dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Flanders dips to his left and cracks Phatz with an uppercut!
Phatz walks into a jab.
Flanders tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Flanders takes a swing at Phatz's ribcage but misses.
Flanders misses with a body kick.
Phatz tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Flanders throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Todd Flanders seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Flanders swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Phatz checks a leg kick.
Flanders ducks under a wild hook from Phatz.
Flanders thows a body shot but no joy.
Flanders looks to score with a jab to the body but Phatz is just out of range.
Flanders fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Phatz takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Phatz is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Flanders.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phatz tries to work over Flanders's front leg with a kick but Flanders checks it.
Phatz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Phatz with a jab.
Phatz checks a low kick from Flanders.
Flanders misses with a body shot
and Phatz counters with a series of strikes that really hurt Flanders! The ref looks into his eyes and sees nobody home - he's called the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubz Phatz!