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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rocco Falco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Omgnnonononon Lolololololol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Omgnnonononon Lolololololol is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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270 lbs
13 - 11 - 0 |
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193 cm
28
275 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rocco Falco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Dean Styles and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falco shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lolololololol as he avoids it easily.
Falco looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falco shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lolololololol counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Falco's guard now.
Lolololololol makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Falco keeping moving, preventing Lolololololol from controlling successfully.
Lolololololol is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Lolololololol passes into half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Falco is refusing to be controlled, as Lolololololol sits in half guard.
Lolololololol really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Falco. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Falco won't allow Lolololololol to pass to mount.
Falco pushes Lolololololol off looking to stand but Lolololololol dives back in and keeps control.
Lolololololol slips a nice elbow through Falco's hands, connecting with Falco's forehead.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Falco looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Lolololololol drops an elbow to the side of Falco's head.
Lolololololol scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Lolololololol lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lolololololol stalling away here and it's allowed Falco to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Lolololololol chips away with some ground and pound.
Falco looking for a guillotine here but Lolololololol defends easily.
Lolololololol working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Falco's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lolololololol trying to control the position from guard on top but Falco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lolololololol is working Falco over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Falco keeping moving, preventing Lolololololol from controlling successfully.
Lolololololol chips away with some ground and pound.
Lolololololol trying to control the position from guard on top but Falco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lolololololol controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Lolololololol trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lolololololol postures up and lands a big shot to Falco's brow.
Falco has his foot on Lolololololol's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Lolololololol works his way back into a safe position though.
Lolololololol is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Falco throws his legs up looking for a submission but Lolololololol uses it to pass to side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Lolololololol scores with punches from side control.
Lolololololol is looking to take a break and control but Falco is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lolololololol is staying tight to Falco's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Falco is trying to get back to half guard.
Lolololololol wants to control but Falco is keeping him busy.
Lolololololol landing strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol works to advance to full mount. Falco defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Falco is trying desperately to improve position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lolololololol lands a nice shot to the head.
Lolololololol lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Lolololololol looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Lolololololol landing strikes from the mount.
Falco is rocked!
Lolololololol connects with a bit shot that sees Falco covering up! More strikes from Lolololololol and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Lolololololol is our winner by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
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hype
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