PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Robin Lehner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Lehner
vs
Dynamite

174 cm
22
156 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

178 cm
22
168 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Robin Lehner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lehner tries to land a front kick but Dynamite steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dynamite shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lehner tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lehner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite lands an overhand right.
Dynamite throws a shot from downtown. Lehner moves away and avoids it.
Lehner misses with a lunging right hand
and Dynamite counters with a good low kick that Lehner was not able to check.
Dynamite rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lehner connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lehner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dynamite wants to slow Lehner down by chopping away at his legs.
Lehner misses the shot to the body.
Good work by Lehner as he checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite misses with a right hand
and Lehner counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A decent looking cross lands there for Dynamite.
Dynamite throws out a leg kick but Lehner moves out of range and Dynamite only half commits.
Lehner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lehner manages to avoid it.
Lehner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dynamite.
Dynamite uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lehner.
Lehner on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lehner thuds a left hand into Dynamite's body.
Lehner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lehner swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite tried to score with a low kick but Lehner checks it.
Dynamite dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lehner. That did some damage!
Lehner scores with a nice strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An inside leg kick lands from Dynamite.
Lehner moves away from the strike by Dynamite.
Nice shot lands for Dynamite.
Dynamite attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lehner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Lehner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dynamite throws out the jab.
Lehner tests Dynamite's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nice body punch from Lehner.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lehner throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dynamite tried to score with a low kick but Lehner checks it.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynamite scoring well with a low kick there.
Dynamite is looking to score with low kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lehner. Dynamite does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dynamite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lehner's calf.
Dynamite waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lehner.
Lehner throws a jab but it's blocked by Dynamite.
Lehner keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lehner takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dynamite.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lehner throws a combination that misses
and Dynamite counters with an outside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lehner. Dynamite does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dynamite looks to land a left hand but Lehner moved out of range nicely.
Dynamite catches Lehner with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dynamite throws an overhand right that lands on Lehner's shoulder, as Lehner tries to avoid the shot.
Dynamite throws a jab when Lehner was well out of range.
Dynamite lands a leg kick that knocks Lehner off balance momentarily.
Lehner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dynamite misses with a hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dynamite connects with a nice looking jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Lehner misses with a left hand
and Dynamite counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dynamite with a hook.
Lehner has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dynamite throws a jab when Lehner was well out of range.
Lehner misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite swings for the body but Lehner moves out of range.
Lehner just misses with a punch to the body.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dynamite fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dynamite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lehner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dynamite with a nice cross.
Lehner is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dynamite ducks under a wild hook from Lehner.
Dynamite connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lehner momentarily.
Dynamite looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Lehner.
Dynamite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lehner's calf.
Dynamite bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A jab from Lehner finds it's way through Dynamite's defenses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dynamite lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lehner has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lehner and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dynamite misses with a right hand
enabling Lehner to counter with a crisp jab.
Dynamite fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dynamite misses the jab.
Lehner takes one on the button.
Lehner thuds his right hand into Dynamite's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lehner avoids the head kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Dynamite.
Dynamite gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lehner.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lehner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dynamite was well out of range. Poor timing from Lehner.
Lehner on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dynamite missing with a left hand there. Lehner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dynamite scores with a jab.
Dynamite clobbers Lehner with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Lehner throws a body punch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lehner throws a right hand that Dynamite ducks under and follows up with a left that Dynamite also avoids with ease.
Nice straight punches there by Dynamite. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dynamite.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dynamite throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dynamite misses with a straight left.
Dynamite will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lehner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lehner thows a body shot but no joy.
Dynamite throws a chopping leg kick but Lehner manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lehner throws a body punch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite takes a swing at Lehner's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite with a hook.
Dynamite connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lehner moves out of range of the strikes.
Lehner ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
Nice straight punches there by Dynamite. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dynamite.
Lehner looks to throw the jab but Dynamite is out of range.
Lehner moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dynamite scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lehner doesn't seem bothered though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lehner checks the leg kick nicely there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dynamite throws a good cross that connects.
Dynamite tries to move into range but Lehner moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Napoleon Dynamite showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Dynamite throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lehner.
Dynamite thumps Lehner with a low kick.
Dynamite connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dynamite swinging wildly here.
Lehner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lehner takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dynamite connects with a single shot there.
Lehner connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dynamite's hands.
Dynamite lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lehner at a distance.
A shot to the liver by Dynamite. Beautiful body shot.
Dynamite moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Dynamite misses.
Lehner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Lehner avoids the head kick by Dynamite.
Lehner missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lehner looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Lehner connects with a nice looking jab.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lehner changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite scores with a body shot.
Lehner comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dynamite.
Dynamite misses with a straight right.
Lehner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dynamite.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite connects with a solid leg kick.
Lehner misses with a looping right.
Dynamite throws a low kick but Lehner avoids it.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Lehner sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dynamite. That's going to slow Lehner down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lehner throws the left hand but Dynamite avoids the punch easily.
Lehner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A bone on bone clash there as Lehner blocks the leg kick.
Dynamite throws a jab when Lehner was well out of range.
Dynamite's jab looks to have found its range, popping Lehner under the eye.
Dynamite connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lehner's hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dynamite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lehner drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dynamite darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Lehner walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dynamite walks into a straight right hand from Lehner.
Dynamite throws a chopping leg kick but Lehner manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Lehner moved away.
Lehner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dynamite.
Dynamite avoids the body shot from Lehner.
That kick from Dynamite tenderised Lehner's leg. Lehner is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dynamite wants to slow Lehner down by chopping away at his legs.
Dynamite dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Robin Lehner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Dynamite slips under a jab.
Lehner lands a slapping body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite connects with a jab.
Lehner checks the leg kick.
Lehner misses with a two punch combination.
Lehner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dynamite dips to his left and cracks Lehner with an uppercut!
Lehner throws a poor cross that misses
letting Dynamite counter with a right hand.
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Dynamite comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dynamite has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite!
Napoleon Dynamite very nearly forgot to thank Untouchable Fight Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.