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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nogueira's entrance music is Entrance. A fine choice. Sheen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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265 lbs
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266 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Wagner Zegers and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen avoids the head kick by Nogueira.
Jab, jab by Sheen - just one landing.
Sheen stuffs the takedown.
Sheen ducks under a wild hook from Nogueira.
Nogueira tries to clinch up but Sheen circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice defenses there by Sheen.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nogueira throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nogueira manages to avoid it.
Nogueira misses with a double jab.
Nogueira dives in and grabs Sheen's left leg, looking for a takedown. Sheen pushes down on Nogueira's head and hops out.
Sheen staying out of range there.
Nogueira throws a head kick but Sheen moves out of range.
Nogueira avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Sheen throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Nogueira counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nogueira listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Sheen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nogueira looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nogueira bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nogueira misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sheen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nogueira.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nogueira.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nogueira.
Nogueira shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Sheen eats them both and turns towards Nogueira to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Nogueira has Sheen up against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nogueira.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nogueira throws a punch but it's blocked by Sheen.
Nogueira doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nogueira lands with an uppercut that bounces Sheen off the cage and back into range.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen cracks Nogueira with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nogueira throws a head kick that misses.
Nogueira uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sheen.
Nogueira throws a poor cross that misses
and Sheen counters with a body kick.
Some wild striking there from Nogueira.
Nogueira slips a jab and a cross from Sheen.
Nogueira lands with a nice body punch.
Sheen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Nogueira.
Sheen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nogueira.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands a two punch combo.
Nogueira tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheen was well out of range. Poor timing from Nogueira.
Sheen throws a series of punches but Nogueira moves out of range.
Sheen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nogueira throws out the jab.
Nogueira throws a jab when Sheen was well out of range.
Sheen takes a swing at Nogueira's ribcage but misses.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sheen fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A head kick misses from Nogueira.
Nogueira swings for the body but Sheen moves out of range.
Nogueira with a hook.
Nogueira tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nogueira looks to land a right hand but Sheen moved out of range.
Nogueira keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Sheen swings for the body but Nogueira moves out of range.
Nogueira looks to land a combination. Sheen sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Nogueira ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sheen moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nogueira. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sheen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick from Nogueira lands but Sheen takes it in his stride.
It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nogueira was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Nogueira does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Nogueira loads up on a big right hand but Sheen slips the punch.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nogueira fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sheen manages to avoid it.
Nogueira feints a jab promting Sheen to slip. Nogueira then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Sheen slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is winning the standup battle so far.
Nogueira throws a lazy uppercut
and Sheen counters with a nice uppercut.
Nogueira lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice straight punches there by Nogueira. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Nogueira.
A telegraphed right hand from Sheen misses the target.
Sheen scores with a shot to the body.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nogueira manages to avoid it.
Sheen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nogueira steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sheen.
Sheen stuffs the takedown attempt from Nogueira. Nogueira gets slowly back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nogueira misses with a lunging right hand
and Sheen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen scoring well with a low kick there.
Oooooh!!! Sheen has knocked Nogueira down with a huge combo! Sheen steps away and waves a wobbly Nogueira back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
It looks like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira has been cut.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sheen punishes Nogueira's body with a nice straight punch.
Sheen throws a series of punches but Nogueira avoids them all with ease.
Nogueira takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sheen lands a big right hand that sends Nogueira crashing to the mat! Sheen stays standing though and waves Nogueira back to his feet!
Nogueira is rocked!
Sheen digs a good hook to Nogueira's body.
Oh Nogueira is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nogueira loses concentration momentarily and Sheen pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Nogueira crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Sheen finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Charlie Sheen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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