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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa ButtHead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rodger Joaquin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rodger Joaquin will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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175 cm
21
215 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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225 cm
25
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Santa ButtHead! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rodger Joaquin! The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Nard Betker and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! ButtHead shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard. Joaquin looking for submissions from an awkward position here. ButtHead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. Joaquin gets full guard. Joaquin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Joaquin utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. ButtHead scoring with punches to the head and body. This has been an exciting period of action! Joaquin keeping moving, preventing ButtHead from controlling successfully. ButtHead postures up and lands a big shot to Joaquin's brow.
That's one minute gone in the round. ButtHead is looking to work some ground and pound but Joaquin has wrist control. ButtHead loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. ButtHead postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Joaquin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. ButtHead avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Joaquin looking for a guillotine here but ButtHead defends easily.
ButtHead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Joaquin's head. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round. ButtHead scores with a decent looking elbow strike. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. ButtHead tries to free his leg and advance position but Joaquin is retaining full guard. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. ButtHead is looking to work some ground and pound but Joaquin has wrist control. Joaquin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. ButtHead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! ButtHead postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. ButtHead throwing strikes from guard but Joaquin blocks nicely. ButtHead has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. Joaquin tries to land a sweep but no joy. ButtHead postures up in Joaquin's guard and throws a big left but Joaquin blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hammerfist, elbow! yells ButtHead's corner. There ya go! There ya go! ButtHead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head. ButtHead throwing strikes from guard but Joaquin blocks nicely. ButtHead is in close to Joaquin's body, working some short punches and elbows. ButtHead throwing strikes but missing. ButtHead passes Joaquin's left leg - he's now in half guard. ButtHead landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! ButtHead stands up from half guard. ButtHead throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Joaquin's waist but Joaquin gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing ButtHead off to one side. ButtHead manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Joaquin on his heels. He'll look to pass Joaquin's guard now, I'm sure. ButtHead wants to control from the top but Joaquin keeps moving. ButtHead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. ButtHead throwing strikes but missing. ButtHead connects with a couple of short punches. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! ButtHead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. ButtHead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Santa ButtHead dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Joaquin stuffs the takedown. ButtHead darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard. ButtHead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. Joaquin looking for submissions off his back. ButtHead seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Joaquin does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. ButtHead missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. Santa ButtHead overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. ButtHead working Joaquin over with strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round. Joaquin regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from ButtHead. Joaquin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. ButtHead works over Joaquin with some ground and pound from guard. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as ButtHead accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. ButtHead is working Joaquin over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. Joaquin looking for a sweep. Not yet Joaquin, not yet. ButtHead works over Joaquin with some ground and pound from guard. Joaquin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. ButtHead stands and steps away. Joaquin gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. ButtHead drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! ButtHead keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Joaquin's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. ButtHead with a flurry of punches that miss. ButtHead is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Joaquin can do to turn this around? ButtHead stands up over Joaquin, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. ButtHead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. ButtHead controls from within his opponent's guard. ButtHead in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. ButtHead wants to control from the top but Joaquin keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Joaquin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from ButtHead. ButtHead stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Joaquin swivels though and keeps the full guard. The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work. Joaquin keeping moving, preventing ButtHead from controlling successfully. Hammerfist, elbow! yells ButtHead's corner. There ya go! There ya go! ButtHead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. Joaquin is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. ButtHead scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. ButtHead tries to free his leg and advance position but Joaquin is retaining full guard. ButtHead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard. ButtHead slips nicely into half guard. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Ground and pound from ButtHead.
Joaquin is rocked! ButtHead slips a nice elbow through Joaquin's hands, connecting with Joaquin's forehead. Joaquin is still in real trouble! Can ButtHead finish him? ButtHead wants to control but Joaquin is keeping him busy. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! ButtHead has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Joaquin is breathing heavily. ButtHead controlling the position easily from mount. ButtHead postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Joaquin in real trouble here! The ref calls for Joaquin to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Santa ButtHead! Santa ButtHead is the new light heavyweight champion! After winning the bout, Santa ButtHead thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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