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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alan Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bundy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, God Hates a Coward. The Impaler is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Jess and the Ancient Ones - Sulfur Giants . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alan Bundy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bundy thumps The Impaler with a low kick.
The Impaler buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bundy moves away from the strike by The Impaler.
Bundy scores with the left hand. The Impaler knows he should have avoided that one.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bundy is defended easily by The Impaler.
Bundy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The Impaler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The Impaler moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Impaler moves out of range of the leg kick from Bundy.
Good leg kick by The Impaler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bundy lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Impaler's sensitive parts.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Impaler cracks Bundy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
The Impaler wants to get back to his feet but Bundy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bundy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Impaler is keeping the position for now.
Bundy trying to control the position from guard on top but The Impaler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The Impaler wants to get back to his feet but Bundy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bundy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bundy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bundy fails to land with a series of punches.
Alan Bundy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bundy.
Bundy shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. The Impaler eats them both and turns towards Bundy to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Bundy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Impaler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The Impaler throws the kick towards the body but Bundy avoids it.
The Impaler slips under a jab from Bundy.
Bundy misses with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bundy shoots in and drives through. The Impaler sprawls well.
Vlad The Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Impaler takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A telegraphed right hand from Bundy misses the target.
Bundy jabs at The Impaler's body.
The Impaler lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bundy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The Impaler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bundy. Bundy obviously looking to wear him down.
The Impaler blocks a head kick by Bundy.
Bundy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bundy doesn't manage to clinch there - The Impaler circles away.
Bundy shoots in and drives through. The Impaler sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alan Bundy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Impaler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bundy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bundy looks to score with a jab to the body but The Impaler is just out of range.
Bundy misses with a wild body shot.
The Impaler moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bundy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Impaler takes a swing at Bundy's ribcage but misses.
Bundy takes a swing at The Impaler's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A combination from Bundy does no damage.
Bundy has a takedown stuffed.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alan Bundy dominated that round.
That's time! Bundy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
The Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bundy throws a half hearted mid kick.
The Impaler blocks the body kick.
Bundy checks a leg kick.
The Impaler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The Impaler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The Impaler slips a jab from Bundy.
Bundy throws a sloppy head kick and The Impaler moves out of range easily.
Bundy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bundy. The Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Alan Bundy is winning the standup battle so far.
Bundy misses with a looping left.
The Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bundy was well out of range. Poor timing from The Impaler.
Bundy tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bundy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Impaler connects with an inside leg kick.
Bundy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bundy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Impaler's calf.
The Impaler walks into a straight right hand from Bundy.
Bundy tests The Impaler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bundy tries to clinch but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bundy.
Bundy connects with a single shot there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
An inside leg kick lands from Bundy.
The Impaler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Good work by The Impaler as he checks the leg kick.
The Impaler stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Impaler wants it to stay on the feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bundy wants to clinch.
The Impaler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bundy feints and then cracks The Impaler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow The Impaler down.
Bundy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fighters circling - Bundy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Impaler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bundy.
Bundy looks to land a body kick but The Impaler moved away.
Bundy throws a body punch but The Impaler moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Bundy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bundy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Impaler's waist but The Impaler gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bundy off to one side.
Bundy throws a leg kick that misses.
Bundy moves into the clinch.
The Impaler lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bundy gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
The Impaler is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bundy is controlling him.
Bundy wants to control from the top but The Impaler keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Impaler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bundy.
The Impaler is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bundy works on The Impaler's body with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Impaler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bundy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Impaler is looking to score with low kicks.
Bundy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bundy moves out of range of the body kick from The Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alan Bundy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Bundy shoots for a takedown but The Impaler saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bundy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A swing and a miss from Bundy.
The Impaler misses with a low kick.
Bundy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bundy misses with a hook to the body
and The Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Impaler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
Bundy scores with a three punch combo!
Bundy misses with a wild combination.
The Impaler checks a low kick from Bundy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bundy looks to land a left hand but The Impaler moved out of range nicely.
The Impaler misses with the combination.
Bundy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and The Impaler counters with a good low kick that Bundy was not able to check.
Bundy connects with a looping right hand.
Bundy misses the body punch
enabling The Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Bundy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bundy just misses with a punch to the body.
The Impaler throws a leg kick but Bundy checks it.
Bundy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Impaler moves away.
Bundy shoots in looking for a takedown but The Impaler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bundy's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bundy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Impaler manages to avoid it.
Bundy throws a low kick but The Impaler avoids it.
Bundy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Impaler counters with a nice leg kick.
Bundy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot lands for Bundy.
The Impaler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Impaler blocks the body kick.
The Impaler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bundy.
The Impaler lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.
The Impaler slips under a jab.
Bundy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bundy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Impaler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bundy lands a leg kick that knocks The Impaler off balance momentarily.
Bundy fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alan Bundy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bundy lunges at The Impaler with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Impaler's hand.
The Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bundy.
Bundy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Impaler.
The Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy thumps The Impaler with a low kick.
Bundy tries to clinch up but The Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
The Impaler checks a low kick from Bundy.
Bundy lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Bundy misses.
Nice body punch from Bundy.
Bundy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Impaler as he avoids it easily.
The Impaler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Impaler drives through and clinches with Bundy against the cage.
The Impaler tries a body shot but Bundy blocks it.
Bundy is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Alan Bundy did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Bundy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Impaler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bundy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bundy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Impaler drops his hands momentarily and Bundy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Impaler connects with an inside leg kick.
Bundy has closed the distance and engaged The Impaler in a clinch.
The Impaler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bundy's elbow.
The Impaler pushes Bundy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bundy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from The Impaler fails to land.
The Impaler cracks Bundy with a nice body shot.
Bundy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Bundy controls the action.
A short right from The Impaler.
Bundy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bundy tries to stall but The Impaler uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bundy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The Impaler swings wildly with an uppercut but Bundy uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bundy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bundy tries for a takedown but The Impaler manages to get underhooks.
Bundy tries to stall but The Impaler uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The Impaler lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bundy or not.
Bundy is looking to take this one to the mat.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The Impaler cracks Bundy with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Impaler throws a head punch that misses.
The Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler breaks from the clinch.
The Impaler closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bundy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Impaler misses with the combination.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bundy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alan Bundy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Impaler tried to score with a low kick but Bundy checks it.
The Impaler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bundy's hands.
A good leg kick by Bundy.
The Impaler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy takes a swing at The Impaler's ribcage but misses.
Bundy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bundy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Impaler moves away.
The Impaler buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Bundy. Those never looked like landing.
Bundy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bundy, right into the meat.
Bundy connects with a nice looking jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Impaler checks a leg kick.
Bundy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Impaler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy misses with a body shot.
A low kick from The Impaler misses
and Bundy counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in The Impaler's guard now.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bundy slips nicely into half guard.
Bundy thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The Impaler tries to kick Bundy off but Bundy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Bundy looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The Impaler regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Bundy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler keeping moving, preventing Bundy from controlling successfully.
Bundy wants to pass the guard but The Impaler is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Alan Bundy will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Bundy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Impaler manages to avoid it.
A slow jab from The Impaler misses its intended target.
Bundy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Impaler on the side of the head.
The Impaler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bundys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bundy misses with a straight right.
Bundy throws a wild body kick that The Impaler sees coming a mile off.
The Impaler blocks a jab.
Bundy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bundy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Impaler.
Bundy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The Impaler buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Impaler has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy missing with a left hand there. The Impaler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Impaler looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The Impaler avoids the body shot from Bundy.
A right-left combo lands from Bundy.
Bundy misses with a straight left.
Nice body kick from The Impaler.
The Impaler misses with a low kick.
Bundy tried to score with a low kick but The Impaler checks it.
Bundy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bundy.
Bundy throws a series of punches but The Impaler avoids them all with ease.
Alan Bundy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Impaler. That's going to slow Bundy down.
The Impaler misses with a low kick.
Bundy avoids the head kick by The Impaler.
Bundy connects with a nice looking jab.
Bundy does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Some bone on bone action there as The Impaler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bundy misses with the combination.
The Impaler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bundy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bundy ducks under a wild hook from The Impaler.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice shot lands for The Impaler.
Bundy lands a nice hook to The Impaler's body. The Impaler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A bone on bone clash there as The Impaler blocks the leg kick.
Bundy misses the body punch
and The Impaler counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bundy's knee momentarily.
The Impaler lands a head shot.
Bundy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Impaler.
Bundy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bundy throws a front kick that sends The Impaler stumbling back into the cage.
A combination from The Impaler does no damage.
Bundy lands the left hand.
Vlad The Impaler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler looks for the body kick but Bundy saw that one coming.
Bundy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
Bundy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bundy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bundy wants to slow The Impaler down by chopping away at his legs.
Bundy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The fighters circling - The Impaler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crunch! Bundy slams his shin into The Impaler's torso.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Impaler dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bundy. That did some damage!
The Impaler misses with a low kick as Bundy jumps back.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Alan Bundy.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bundy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 50:45
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alan Bundy!
Alan Bundy retains his welterweight title!
After the big win, Alan Bundy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Perkele! and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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