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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sonny Sausage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leon Maes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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224 lbs
13 - 4 - 0 |
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210 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sonny Sausage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Leon Maes!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paul Aken and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maes throws an overhand right that lands on Sausage's shoulder, as Sausage tries to avoid the shot.
Sausage throws a series of punches but Maes avoids them all with ease.
Sausage lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sausage takes a swing at Maes's ribcage but misses.
Sausage throws a body punch but Maes moves out of range.
Maes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sausage was well out of range. Poor timing from Maes.
Sonny Sausage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sausage swings away with a body shot that misses
and Maes counters with a straight right hand.
Sausage turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Maes misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Maes misses with a hook.
Maes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Maes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Maes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sausage cracks Maes with an open hand slap.
Sausage throws an overhand right that drops Maes like a sack of potatoes! Sausage dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sonny Sausage!
A relieved looking Sonny Sausage thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
38% |
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