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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gleb Jiglov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fergisson comes into the arena with Legion of Doom blaring out of the sound system. Gleb Jiglov will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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150 cm
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162 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
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177 cm
24
168 lbs
7 - 2 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gleb Jiglov! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jiglov fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fergisson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jiglov tries to avoid it but Fergisson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jiglov to the ground. Jiglov escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Jiglov shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up. Fergisson looking to control.
Fergisson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jiglov can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jiglov accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Fergisson escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jiglov gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Fergisson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Fergisson looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Jiglov passes Fergisson's left leg - he's now in half guard. Jiglov works his way into side control. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Jiglov decides to stand back up. Jiglov steps back and let's Fergisson get back to his feet. Jiglov tries for a takedown but Fergisson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jiglov fails with a takedown attempt. Jiglov closes this distance looking for a takedown but Fergisson circles away. Turd Fergisson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gleb Jiglov. Jiglov shoots for a double leg takedown but Fergisson sprawls well. He's pushed Jiglov's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Fergisson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jiglov slaps away a takedown attempt from Fergisson, before circling back to the center of the mat. Jiglov shoots in and drives through. Fergisson sprawls well. Jiglov shoots in for a takedown but Fergisson shows good takedown defense. A shot to the liver by Jiglov. Beautiful body shot. No luck with that takedown attempt from Fergisson. Nice sprawl there from Jiglov as Fergisson shoots in. Fergisson stuffs the takedown attempt from Jiglov. Jiglov gets slowly back to his feet. Jiglov decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard. Fergisson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fergisson actively working from the bottom here. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Jiglov is looking to take a break and control but Fergisson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Fergisson tries to roll over but Jiglov keeps him under control. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! Fergisson trying to hold on to Jiglov's head to control him but Jiglov postures up.
Jiglov is looking to take a break and control but Fergisson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Jiglov throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring. Jiglov trying to control from half guard but Fergisson is working away. The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work. Fergisson gets full guard. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Jiglov prevents Fergisson from getting back to his feet. Fergisson looking for a sweep. Not yet Fergisson, not yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fergisson keeping moving, preventing Jiglov from controlling successfully.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Gleb Jiglov wasn't active enough on the ground. Jiglov looks to land a combination but Fergisson avoids it well. Jiglov shoots in looking for a takedown but Fergisson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jiglov's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Jiglov fails with a takedown attempt from distance. Jiglov's corner calls for a 1-2. Jiglov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Jiglov fails miserably with a takedown attempt. Fergisson fails with the takedown. Fergisson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Fergisson shoots for a takedown but Jiglov saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jiglov!
Fergisson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Jiglov to the mat! Jiglov manages to get full guard. Fergisson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jiglov is keeping the position for now. Fergisson stands and steps away. Jiglov gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
That's four minutes gone in the round. This has been an exciting period of action! Jiglov looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fergisson is fending him off so far but Jiglov persists. Nope, Fergisson circles away and we're back to standing. Jiglov looking for a takedown here - he's got it. Jiglov trying to control but Fergisson is working from the bottom. Jiglov stands up and waves to Fergisson to follow him. Jiglov shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fergisson sprawls well. Fergisson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jiglov gets slowly back to his feet. Fergisson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jiglov but Jiglov pushes him off and we're back to square one. Fergisson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's five minutes gone in the round. Jiglov closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jiglov lands in his opponent's guard. Jiglov stopping the sweep attempt from Fergisson. Jiglov trying to control but Fergisson is working from the bottom. Jiglov must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu. Jiglov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fergisson swivels though and keeps the full guard. Jiglov trying to control but Fergisson is working from the bottom.
Gleb Jiglov has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet. Jiglov stuffs the takedown attempt from Fergisson. Fergisson gets slowly back to his feet.
That's six minutes gone in the round. Jiglov gets a takedown into half guard. Jiglov is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Fergisson is trying to control but can't.
Fergisson looking for submissions from an awkward position here. Fergisson wants to get back to full guard. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Fergisson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Jiglov's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Jiglov's back! Jiglov tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell! Fergisson goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Jiglov is on top in guard.
Fergisson escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jiglov gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Fergisson is breathing heavily.
That's seven minutes gone in the round. Fergisson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jiglov doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jiglov manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. Jiglov trying to control but Fergisson is working from the bottom. Fergisson working for a triangle but Jiglov defends it easily.
Jiglov controls the pace of the fight for a moment. Jiglov avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jiglov wants to stand but Fergisson is controlling his posture from full guard.
That's eight minutes gone in the round. Jiglov is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. Jiglov stopping the sweep attempt from Fergisson. Jiglov stays in close to Fergisson's body and controls the position. Jiglov works over Fergisson with some ground and pound from guard. Jiglov trying to control the position from guard on top but Fergisson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Jiglov controlling from the top position. Fergisson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
That's nine minutes gone in the round. Jiglov has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Fergisson to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Jiglov is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Fergisson pulls down on the head and he's put Jiglov to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Turd Fergisson! Turd Fergisson took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER* for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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