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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch comes to the cage accompanied by Brandon Loveladdy's band WE ARE THE CHOSEN : BREAKING THE KARMIC CYCLE. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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189 lbs
21 - 4 - 1 |
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193 lbs
25 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Alexander Valentine!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valentine connects with a good right hand that stumbles Uzannavabizch. Uzannavabizch circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Valentine moves out of range of the body kick.
Valentine with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A head kick misses from Valentine.
Uzannavabizch bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Valentine's head backwards.
Uzannavabizch connects with a single shot there.
Uzannavabizch lands a leg kick that knocks Valentine off balance momentarily.
Valentine misses with a straight left.
Valentine throws a leg kick that is checked
and Uzannavabizch counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Uzannavabizch misses with a low kick.
Uzannavabizch scores with a jab to the head.
Valentine lands with a right hand.
A lazy left from Uzannavabizch finds it's target.
Uzannavabizch lands a jab to the nose.
Valentine swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Uzannavabizch keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Valentine connects with a solid leg kick.
Uzannavabizch scores with a punch to the head.
Uzannavabizch misses the shot to the body.
Valentine wants to slow Uzannavabizch down by chopping away at his legs.
Valentine throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Uzannavabizch looks to score with a jab to the body but Valentine is just out of range.
Valentine has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Uzannavabizch.
Valentine catches Uzannavabizch with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Uzannavabizch slips a jab from Valentine.
Valentine thows a leg kick but Uzannavabizch checks it
and Uzannavabizch counters with a slapping leg kick.
Valentine lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Uzannavabizch lands with a nice body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzannavabizch pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch throws a big shot that misses.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Valentine crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Uzannavabizch - the referee stops the clock and Valentine gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Uzannavabizch. Valentine manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Uzannavabizch will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Uzannavabizch moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Valentine fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch moves out of range as Valentine throws a body kick.
Valentine scores with a nice strike.
Valentine dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Uzannavabizch. That did some damage!
Uzannavabizch scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Uzannavabizch lands with a hook. Valentine tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Uzannavabizch attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Uzannavabizch connects with a looping right hand.
Nice defenses there by Valentine.
Valentine motions for Uzannavabizch to come forward. Valentine throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Valentine has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Valentine throws a series of strikes that have Uzannavabizch backpedaling.
The fighters circling - Uzannavabizch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Valentine looks to throw a body kick
and Uzannavabizch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Valentine scores with a jab.
Uzannavabizch is looking to slow Valentine down with leg kicks.
Uzannavabizch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Valentine.
Uzannavabizch takes one to the chin there.
Uzannavabizch checks a leg kick.
Valentine scores with a leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Valentine tries a low kick but Uzannavabizch avoids it.
Uzannavabizch throws a nice inside leg kick.
Uzannavabizch scores with a crisp jab that stopped Valentine in his tracks.
Valentine misses with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch scores with a nice strike.
Valentine looks to throw a body kick
and Uzannavabizch counters with a nice uppercut.
Uzannavabizch fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Uzannavabizch is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Valentine motions for Uzannavabizch to come forward. Valentine throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Valentine.
Valentine fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch is out of range.
Valentine throws a body kick that misses.
Uzannavabizch misses with a shot to the body
and Valentine counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Valentine misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Uzannavabizch counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Valentine throws a leg kick that is checked
and Uzannavabizch counters with a nice low kick that buckles Valentine's knee momentarily.
Valentine's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Uzannavabizch.
Valentine looks winded!
Valentine avoids the body shot from Uzannavabizch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Uzannavabizch just misses with a punch to the body.
Uzannavabizch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uzannavabizch throws out a leg kick but Valentine moves out of range and Uzannavabizch only half commits.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is winning the standup battle so far.
Uzannavabizch takes a swing at Valentine's ribcage but misses.
Uzannavabizch slips under a jab from Valentine.
Valentine scores with a leg kick.
Valentine showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch tries to land a front kick but Valentine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Valentine throws the left hand but Uzannavabizch avoids the punch easily.
Valentine's jab looks to have found its range, popping Uzannavabizch under the eye.
Valentine misses with a series of wild punches.
A solid leg kick lands there for Valentine.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uzannavabizch dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Valentine. That did some damage!
Uzannavabizch tries to work over Valentine's front leg with a kick but Valentine checks it.
Uzannavabizch on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A cross from Uzannavabizch lands.
Valentine misses with a body kick.
Valentine avoids a kick to the body.
Valentine throws a sloppy body shot
and Uzannavabizch counters with a slapping leg kick.
Uzannavabizch blocks a low kick nicely.
Uzannavabizch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Valentine closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice cross by Uzannavabizch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uzannavabizch checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Uzannavabizch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Uzannavabizch misses with a two punch combination.
Uzannavabizch moves out of range of the body kick.
A low kick from Valentine misses
letting Uzannavabizch counter with a right hand.
A leg kick checked by Uzannavabizch.
Valentine throws a leg kick but Uzannavabizch sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Uzannavabizch throws a lazy right hand but Valentine sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Uzannavabizch throws a leg kick but Valentine moved away.
Valentine tries to move into range but Uzannavabizch moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Uzannavabizch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Valentine stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Uzannavabizch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Valentine connects with a looping right hand.
Uzannavabizch misses with a straight right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine shoots in looking for a takedown but Uzannavabizch manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Valentine's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Uzannavabizch misses with a kick to the body
letting Valentine counter with a right hand.
Uzannavabizch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Valentine's calf.
Valentine swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Valentine lands with an overhand left.
Valentine pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A good leg kick by Uzannavabizch.
Valentine is breathing heavily.
Uzannavabizch moves out of range of the leg kick from Valentine.
Uzannavabizch throws a body punch but Valentine moves out of range.
Valentine throws a leg kick which misses Uzannavabizch's front leg but catches the back leg as Uzannavabizch tries to avoid it.
Uzannavabizch fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Valentine on the side of the head.
Uzannavabizch lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzannavabizch punishes Valentine's body with a nice straight punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch clobbers Valentine with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Valentine uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Valentine misses with a leg kick
and Uzannavabizch counters with a left right combination that sends Valentine crashing to the mat - Uzannavabizch wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Valentine out for a TKO! Devastating finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is the new middleweight champion!
A victorious Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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