PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belvedere IV (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dave Benevides (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belvedere IV comes into the arena with Truth Theme blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Belvedere IV
vs
Benevides

179 cm
27
167 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

170 cm
32
150 lbs
13 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

ADCC Champion
Good kicks
Solid chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Augustus Belvedere IV!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Dave Benevides!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Belvedere IV.
Benevides fails with the takedown
and Belvedere IV counters with a stiff right hand.
Benevides walks into a jab.
Benevides shoots and misses
letting Belvedere IV counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Benevides shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Augustus Belvedere IV has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dave Benevides.
Belvedere IV lands a glancing blow to the side of Benevides's head.

Benevides is rocked!
Belvedere IV feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Benevides collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Augustus Belvedere IV!
Post fight, Augustus Belvedere IV stared into the camera and said 'Islam seeks to destroy each and every culture, this is what is does by design. 90% of pedophile convictions in the UK this year are muslim men against white girls.... NS'.