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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomber's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, call to prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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142 lbs
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134 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bomber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Steve Martin!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bomber attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bomber ducks under a wild hook from Martin.
Martin misses with an uppercut. Bomber saw that one coming.
Bomber dips to his left and cracks Martin with an uppercut!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bomber. Martin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Martin misses with a combination
and Bomber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Martin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bomber throws a leg kick which misses Martin's front leg but catches the back leg as Martin tries to avoid it.
Bomber scores with a leg kick.
Bomber lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bomber lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bomber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Martin misses with an uppercut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bomber.
Martin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bomber.
Bomber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Martin manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bomber.
Bomber throws out a loose jab but Martin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bomber takes a swing at Martin's ribcage but misses.
Martin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Martin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A lazy left from Martin finds it's target.
It looks like Billy Bomber has been cut.
Martin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bomber looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bomber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Martin.
Bomber walks into a left hand.
Martin misses with a hook
and Bomber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Martin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bomber swings for the body but Martin moves out of range.
Martin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber lands with a kick to the temple. Martin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Martin misses with an uppercut. Bomber saw that one coming.
Bomber swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Martin.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Martin!
Bomber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bomber is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Martin moves out of range as Bomber strikes.
Martin scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bomber doesn't seem bothered though.
Bomber's corner calls for a 1-2. Bomber obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bomber goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jab by Bomber.
Bomber misses with an uppercut
and Bomber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Martin throws an overhand right that lands on Bomber's shoulder, as Bomber tries to avoid the shot.
Martin might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Martin misses with a straight right.
Martin keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Martin.
Bomber is rocked!
Martin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Oh Bomber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bomber chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Martin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bomber.
Bomber throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bomber seems to have got his legs back now.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bomber.
Martin throws a lazy right hand but Bomber sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bomber does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Martin with a jab.
Billy Bomber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bomber clobbers Martin with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bomber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes from Martin. Those never looked like landing.
Martin throws a jab when Bomber was well out of range.
A big right from Martin misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Martin.
Bomber fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Martin on the side of the head.
Bomber throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bomber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Martin takes one to the chin there.
Bomber blocks a jab.
Bomber tries to land a leg kick but Martin saw it coming and moves away.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bomber.
Bomber lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Martin throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Martin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bomber manages to avoid it.
A jab from Bomber misses.
Martin throws a hook to the side of Bomber's head but Bomber sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Martin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Billy Bomber will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Billy Bomber's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bomber fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Martin checks it well.
Bomber has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Martin.
Martin loads up on a big right hand but Bomber slips the punch.
Bomber throws a nice head kick!
It looks like Steve Martin has been cut.
Martin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A punch combination from Martin misses.
Martin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Martin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bomber.
Martin works the jab nicely.
Bomber scores with a nice head shot.
Bomber scores with a hook to the body. Martin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bomber displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Martin throws out the jab.
Steve Martin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Martin avoids the body shot from Bomber.
Martin takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Martin slips under a jab.
Martin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bomber.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bomber.
Martin misses with a shot to the body
and Bomber makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bomber connects with a nice looking jab.
Bomber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bomber scores with a jab to the body.
Bomber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Martin.
Bomber's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Martin connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bomber scrambles back to his feet.
Bomber misses with a body kick.
Bomber comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Martin misses the target.
Martin's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bomber lands with a kick to the ribs.
Billy Bomber is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber moves out of range as Martin strikes.
Martin pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bomber is out of range and Martin settles back down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Martin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bomber moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Martin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Martin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bomber.
Nice uppercut lands for Bomber. That snapped Martin's head back.
Martin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Martin misses with an uppercut.
Martin drops Bomber with a nice combination! Martin dives into Bomber's guard, looking to finish!
Bomber is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Martin missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martin trying to control the position from guard on top but Bomber is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Martin in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Martin works over Bomber with some ground and pound from guard.
Martin landing some decent shots from guard.
Martin wants to pass the guard but Bomber is keeping the position.
Bomber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Martin with a nice head shot there.
Bomber wants to stand but Martin is controlling the position.
Martin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bomber pulls Martin in close to prevent any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bomber pushes Martin off and scrambles back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomber throws a leg kick which misses Martin's front leg but catches the back leg as Martin tries to avoid it.
Bomber throws a quick inside leg kick.
Martin throws a one two combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bomber turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Bomber lands an impressive looking overhand right. Martin doesn't seem phased though.
Bomber thumps Martin with a low kick.
Bomber lands the left hand.
Bomber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bomber uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Martin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bomber misses with a wild body shot.
Martin loads up on a big right hand but Bomber slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve Martin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Martin closes the distance and clinches.
Martin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bomber lands an uppercut.
Martin lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bomber has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Martin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bomber with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bomber.
Martin blocks a head kick by Bomber.
Bomber throws a leg kick but Martin sees it coming and moves out of range.
Martin swings for the body but Bomber moves out of range.
Martin checks the leg kick.
Bomber throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bomber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Martin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bomber.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Martin in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin looks to land a left hand but Bomber moved out of range nicely.
Martin swinging wildly here.
Good leg kick by Bomber there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Martin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bomber.
Martin throws a lazy uppercut
and Bomber counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Martin is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Bomber slips a jab and a cross from Martin.
Bomber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Martin digs a good hook to Bomber's body.
Bomber is looking to slow Martin down with leg kicks.
Martin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bomber.
Bomber takes one to the chin there.
Bomber misses with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Martin misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Martin.
Bomber thuds his right hand into Martin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bomber needs to keep his hands up - Martin had a free shot at his head there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bomber, as that shot connected.
Bomber lands an overhand right.
Bomber lands a nice shot that snaps Martin's head back.
The fighters circling - Bomber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Martin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Martin missing with a left hand there. Bomber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bomber.
Martin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bomber counters with a nice uppercut.
Bomber lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomber digs a good hook to Martin's body.
Bomber throws a leg kick but Martin sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bomber throws a front kick that sends Martin stumbling back into the cage.
Bomber throws a leg kick that is checked
and Martin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Martin scores with a body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bomber. That's going to slow Martin down.
Martin thows a body shot but no joy.
Bomber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Martin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bomber swings for the body but Martin moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bomber finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Martin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Martin throws a series of punches but Bomber moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomber punishes Martin's body with a nice straight punch.
Martin connects with a body shot.
Martin misses with a hook.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bomber.
Nice body punch from Martin.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Martin misses with a straight right.
Martin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bomber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Martin manages to avoid it.
Bomber throws a big shot that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bomber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Martin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bomber.
Martin connects with a single shot there.
Bomber jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
Billy Bomber showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Bomber has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 29:28
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Billy Bomber!
An intense looking Billy Bomber took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'To all the ladies in the room...... I'll fucking throat fuck you '.
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