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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samuraimo Rassi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Rassi has chosen Damian Marley - It Was Written as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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185 lbs
25 - 12 - 0 |
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184 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Samuraimo Rassi!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Paul Gruel and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rassi throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rassi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Rassi closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cartman.
Rassi tries to clinch up but Cartman circles away and keeps his distance.
Rassi lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rassi throws a shot to the body.
Cartman fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Rassi sprawls well initially but Cartman persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Rassi does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Cartman thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Rassi's head.
Cartman throwing shots but Rassi is blocking nicely.
Rassi wants to get back to his feet.
Cartman thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rassi tries to kick Cartman off but Cartman keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Rassi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
Rassi trying to control from the bottom.
Cartman prevents Rassi from standing back up.
Rassi works his way to full guard. Good work.
Rassi looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cartman is one step ahead there.
Cartman passes Rassi's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but Rassi defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rassi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rassi is looking to get back to is feet but Cartman passes into side control.
Cartman working the ground and pound from side control.
Rassi wants to get back to his feet but Cartman drags him back down.
Cartman looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Rassi is avoiding damage well.
Cartman misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
You can see the frustration on Rassi's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Rassi is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Cartman has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Cartman landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Rassi dodges the ground and pound from Cartman.
Cartman postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Cartman working away.
Cartman throwing shots but missing, from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rassi is trying to control Cartman's posture but Cartman avoids it.
Cartman tries to advance to mount but can't.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Cartman working away.
Rassi tries to escape but Cartman is in control.
Cartman misses with the ground and pound.
Rassi tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Cartman wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Rassi is trying to get back to his feet.
Cartman tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Rassi is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Cartman is controlling him well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Cartman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Rassi is looking for a sweep.
Rassi is pushing Cartman's head away, looking to escape. Cartman manages to hold on to the position though.
Rassi avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Cartman.
Cartman advances to full mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Cartman breaks from Rassi's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Cartman lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Rassi is rocked!
Cartman in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Rassi is still in real trouble! Can Cartman finish him?
Rassi really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Cartman working away from the top, dropping strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rassi throws out the jab.
Rassi seems to have recovered his senses.
Rassi throws a lazy uppercut
and Cartman counters with a left to the body.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Rassi is just out of range.
Cartman cracks Rassi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice uppercut there from Rassi.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Rassi.
Rassi swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cartman.
Cartman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rassi lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Rassi.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Rassi looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well.
Cartman throws out a powerful jab.
Cartman lands a jab to Rassi's midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rassi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Samuraimo Rassi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rassi.
Rassi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rassi is breathing heavily.
Rassi is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Rassi throws a push kick but Cartman slaps the foot to one side.
Rassi tries to clinch up
and Cartman counters with a nice body kick.
Cartman misses with a hook. Rassi ducked under it nicely.
Rassi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cartman throws a body punch but Rassi moves out of range.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand
and Rassi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rassi misses with a looping right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rassi takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rassi moves to clinch but Cartman breaks away
and Cartman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Rassi as he jumps to the side.
Cartman has a takedown stuffed.
Cartman throws a body punch but Rassi moves out of range.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Samuraimo Rassi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rassi does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Rassi catches Cartman right on the button with a cross.
Rassi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rassi has Cartman up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman wants to get back to striking at distance but Rassi won't allow it.
Rassi breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rassi tries to clinch up.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rassi manages to avoid it.
Cartman slips a jab and a cross from Rassi.
Eric Cartman is winning the standup battle so far.
Rassi misses with the combination.
Rassi wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Rassi!
Rassi is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Cartman's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Rassi is trying to maintain the position but Cartman is very close to passing his half guard.
Cartman throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman stops Rassi from getting back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rassi wants to get back to his feet.
Cartman lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rassi.
Rassi scores with a jab to the head.
Rassi closes the distance and clinches.
Cartman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Rassi unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cartman lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Rassi has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cartman just leaning against Rassi, taking a breather.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rassi lands with a right to the head.
Cartman avoiding damage as Rassi throws knees to the body.
Rassi throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rassi landing knees to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looking to slow down the pace here.
Rassi is trying to break the clinch but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Rassi stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position.
Rassi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Rassi fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rassi blocks an uppercut.
Rassi stalls.
Cartman pulls guard effortlessly.
Cartman has a closed guard, preventing Rassi from standing up.
Cartman wants to sweep but no luck.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman controlling the position.
Rassi tries to stand but Cartman is controlling from the bottom.
Cartman working a defensive guard here.
We're going to have a standup here because Eric Cartman wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rassi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cartman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Rassi's waist but Rassi gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cartman off to one side.
Rassi closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cartman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman staying out of range there.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cartman.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cartman.
Rassi walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cartman checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Rassi misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown but Rassi manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cartman's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Rassi tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Rassi manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cartman lands a body shot.
Cartman moves out of range as Rassi strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rassi scores with a body shot.
Rassi tries to clinch but Cartman is having none of it.
Cartman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cartman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rassi tests Cartman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rassi scores with a jab to the head.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman slips a jab and a cross from Rassi.
Samuraimo Rassi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rassi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rassi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Samuraimo Rassi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Cartman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Josh West scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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