PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rock Chesner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iivana Evil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Iivana Evil told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Chesner
vs
Evil

182 cm
19
208 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

180 cm
23
212 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

recos laboratory

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rock Chesner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Iivana Evil!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Franklyn Lucas and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chesner fails with the takedown.
Evil throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chesner tries for a takedown but Evil sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Chesner shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rock Chesner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Evil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Evil lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Evil's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Evil duly obliges.

Chesner feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Chesner stands up from Evil's guard - Chesner perhaps looking for a knockout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Decent striking displayed by Evil there.

Chesner is rocked!
Evil fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chesner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oh Chesner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chesner is breathing heavily.
Evil lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Evil cracks Chesner with a left hook right on the temple and Chesner goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Evil lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Chesner is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Iivana Evil!