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Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Robert Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sack Turds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Robert Smith has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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155 lbs
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152 lbs
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Decent elbows
KO power
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Robert Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sack Turds!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shigeki Fujiwara and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turds throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Smith pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smith misses with a lunging right hand
and Turds counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Smith drives through and clinches with Turds against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Smith fails to land.
Smith swings wildly with an uppercut but Turds uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smith lands an elbow inside that Turds shrugs off.
A shot in the inside from Smith.
Turds tries to land knees in the clinch but Smith avoids the damage to the body.
Turds tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith pushes off an throws an elbow but Turds leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Turds blocks an elbow strike.
Turds blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Smith keeps control of Turds as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Smith swings wildly with an uppercut but Turds uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smith misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Turds.
Smith lands with a short shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith misses with an elbow strike.
Smith lands a nice elbow.
Smith gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Smith throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Turdss head.
Smith misses with a hook from the clinch.
Smith misses with an elbow over the top.
Smith misses with a punch on the inside.
Smith comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turds is trying to stall.
Smith lands with a short shot to the head.
Turds blocks an elbow strike.
Turds avoids the elbow strike from Smith, against the ropes.
Smith can't find room to land a body shot as Turds controls the action.
Smith swings wildly with an uppercut but Turds uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smith tries a knee to the head but Turds blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith working Turds over with knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Turds's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Turds takes a shot to the head.
Turds tries a body shot but Smith blocks it.
Smith throws an elbow but it misses.
Smith lands a nice elbow.
Smith avoiding damage as Turds throws knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Robert Smith dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Turds gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Smith tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Turds avoids it.
Smith tries to land knees in the clinch but Turds avoids the damage to the body.
Smith managing to block the knees to the body from Turds.
Smith lands a knee to the head.
Turds swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smith lands a nice uppercut.
Smith trying to land knees to the body.
Turds takes a shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Turds misses with a body punch.
A short right from Smith.
Smith pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Turds goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Turds is trying to break free.
Smith throws a punch but it's blocked by Turds.
Smith gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Smith fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Smith fails to land.
Turds goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Smith tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Turds avoids it.
Turds is looking to control Smith's arms but Smith gets an underhook and turns him. Now Turds has his back to the ropes.
A short left from Smith.
Turds looking to slow down the pace here.
Nice elbow from Smith.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turds.
Turds misses with a body punch.
Turds throws a punch but it's blocked by Smith.
Turds misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turds.
Smith lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Turds is looking to break free of the clinch but Smith has double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turds on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Smith tries to land a knee to the head but Turds blocks with his arms.
Smith swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smith misses with a knee strike.
Smith goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Turds tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turds is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Smith is keeping busy.
Smith lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Robert Smith dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Turds scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Smith moves into range and clinches up with Turds.
Smith lands with a left to the head.
Turds blocks the elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Smith throws an elbow but misses.
Turds blocks the elbow strike.
Smith misses with a hook from the clinch.
Smith lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Turds throws an elbow but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith swings wildly with an uppercut but Turds uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turds tries to throw a body punch but Smith avoids it by throwing Turds back against the ropes.
Turds throws a punch but it's blocked by Smith.
Smith creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Turds's defenses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Smith lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Smith can't find room to land a body shot as Turds controls the action.
Sack Turds has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turds dodges an elbow strike from Smith.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Smith.
Turds is looking to control Smith's arms but Smith gets an underhook and turns him. Now Turds has his back to the ropes.
Smith keeps control of Turds as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Smith pushes off an throws an elbow but Turds leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Smith.
Smith lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Turds misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turds blocks an uppercut.
Smith with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Smith lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Smith has Turds pressed against the ropes, preventing Turds from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Smith is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Turds is defending well for now.
Smith has his opponent in a tight Thai clinch and unloads with a massive knee that drops Turds to the canvas! Can Turds beat the count? 3,4,5,6 and he's up... is he? Yes, he's up! The referee is taking a long look at him and he's waved off the fight! He didn't think Turds was in a fit state to continue so this fight is over! Smith is your winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Robert Smith!
After the big win, Robert Smith made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Global Empire MMA Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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