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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rufus Soderberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus comes to the cage accompanied by Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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186 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rufus Soderberg!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Aleksandr Martynov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Soderberg shoots for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Soderberg momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus stuffs the takedown attempt from Soderberg. Soderberg gets slowly back to his feet.
Fatherfockerusus misses the shot to the body.
Soderberg throws a lazy right hand but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a loose jab but Soderberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a decent looking hook.
Soderberg lands a body shot.
Soderberg shoots in and drives through. Fatherfockerusus sprawls well.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rufus Soderberg.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Soderberg sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body punch but Soderberg moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick that knocks Soderberg off balance momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Soderberg waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fatherfockerusus.
Soderberg moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Soderberg manages to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the side of Soderberg's head but Soderberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a right hand.
A big left from Fatherfockerusus misses.
A big right from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Soderberg checks it.
Soderberg shoots in looking for a takedown. Fatherfockerusus tries to sprawl out of it but Soderberg keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fatherfockerusus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fatherfockerusus stuffs the takedown attempt from Soderberg. Soderberg gets slowly back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg fails with the takedown.
Soderberg scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Soderberg tries to score with some ground and pound. Fatherfockerusus controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Soderberg wants to control but Fatherfockerusus is keeping him busy.
Fatherfockerusus tries to buck Soderberg off but Soderberg is having none of it.
Fatherfockerusus is working hard here to advance position.
Soderberg working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatherfockerusus manages to work his way to half guard, despite Soderberg's best efforts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus regains full guard. Nicely done.
Soderberg with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fatherfockerusus can't keep his opponent in guard - Soderberg advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to get back to full guard.
Soderberg seems to be looking for submissions.
Fatherfockerusus wants to get back to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus is concentrating on defense, preventing Soderberg from advancing position.
Soderberg tries to pass the half guard into mount. Fatherfockerusus knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fatherfockerusus doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Soderberg.
Soderberg is thwarting Fatherfockerusus's attempts to control the position.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to improve his position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soderberg wants to take a breather but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Soderberg scores with a nice strike.
Soderberg uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Soderberg with a hook.
A solid body kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
Soderberg feints and as Fatherfockerusus raises his hands in defense, Soderberg changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Soderberg lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Soderberg trying to control the position from guard on top but Fatherfockerusus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Soderberg with a flurry of punches that miss.
Soderberg trying to control but Fatherfockerusus is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus trying to keep a closed guard but Soderberg is proving a slippery customer.
Soderberg throws a strike but Fatherfockerusus rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Soderberg looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fatherfockerusus is one step ahead there.
Fatherfockerusus is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Fatherfockerusus postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Fatherfockerusus stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Soderberg swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Soderberg is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Soderberg is pulling down on Fatherfockerusus's head. It's preventing any offense from Fatherfockerusus, at least for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but Soderberg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fatherfockerusus postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but Soderberg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fatherfockerusus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but Soderberg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Soderberg working for a triangle but Fatherfockerusus defends it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fatherfockerusus throwing strikes but missing.
Soderberg bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Fatherfockerusus's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg wants to control from the top but Fatherfockerusus keeps moving.
Soderberg passes into half guard.
Fatherfockerusus regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Soderberg.
Fatherfockerusus working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Soderberg doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Soderberg manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Soderberg trying to control but Fatherfockerusus is working from the bottom.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is pulling down on Soderberg's head to control his posture.
Soderberg stopping the sweep attempt from Fatherfockerusus.
Soderberg working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Soderberg wants to pass the guard but Fatherfockerusus is keeping the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Soderberg is looking to work some ground and pound but Fatherfockerusus has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rufus Soderberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Soderberg fails with a takedown attempt.
Fatherfockerusus tries a head kick but it misses.
A slow jab from Fatherfockerusus misses its intended target.
Soderberg digs a good hook to Fatherfockerusus's body.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a right hand. Soderberg shakes it off.
Soderberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Soderberg moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a sloppy head kick and Soderberg moves out of range easily.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a hook. Soderberg tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a straight left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Soderberg blocks a low kick nicely.
Fatherfockerusus getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body punch but Soderberg moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Soderberg manages to avoid it.
Soderberg slips a jab from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Soderberg connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fatherfockerusus scrambles back to his feet.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Soderberg's sensitive parts.
Fatherfockerusus missing with a left hand there. Soderberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a loose jab but Soderberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus has closed the distance and engaged Soderberg in a clinch.
A short uppercut from Soderberg.
Soderberg working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Soderberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Soderberg checks a leg kick nicely.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Soderberg checks a leg kick.
Soderberg staying out of range there.
Nice body punch from Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Soderberg connects with a looping right hand.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Soderberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Soderberg with a jab.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Soderberg.
Soderberg moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a sloppy right hand. Soderberg should have avoided that one.
Soderberg tries for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fatherfockerusus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a loose jab but Soderberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Soderberg slips under a jab from Fatherfockerusus.
An inside leg kick from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Soderberg is out of range and Fatherfockerusus settles back down.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Soderberg throws a looping overhand right but Fatherfockerusus ducks down to avoid it.
Soderberg tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fatherfockerusus sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Soderberg somewhat.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rufus Soderberg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Soderberg looks to land a right hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range.
Soderberg digs a good body shot into Fatherfockerusus's ribs.
Soderberg shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fatherfockerusus pinned against the cage. Fatherfockerusus gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a right hand
and Soderberg counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Soderberg sees it coming and moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a hook. Soderberg tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a solid leg kick but Soderberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fatherfockerusus.
And that's the end of the fight!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fatherfockerusus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.
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