PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jango Fett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Funny Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fett's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jango Fett Unleashed. Jango Fett could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Funny Jobber's chin.

Fett
vs
Jobber

170 cm
21
158 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

172 cm
24
162 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

ADCC Champion
Counter striker
Good gas tank

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
Perkele!

Go 2 Sleep Fight Gear
Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jango Fett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Funny Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jobber checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fett throws a solid leg kick but Jobber takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fett.
Jobber is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fett sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Fett misses with a hook

and Jobber counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Fett!
Fett is looking to get to half guard.
Fett is working hard here to advance position.
Fett wants to control but Jobber is having none of it.
Fett can't escape the position.
Fett is squirming around, avoiding Jobber's attempts to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber is looking to work his way around to Fett's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Jobber looking to control but Fett is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Fett tries to hold on but Jobber postures up.
Fett holds on to Jobber around his waist, trying desperately to prevent any attacks.
Fett is working to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jobber has hold of Fett's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Fett manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Fett is trying to escape the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Fett throws a big right hand that misses.
Fett wants to control from the top but Jobber keeps moving.
Fett throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Jobber looking for a triangle here. Fett is fighting it but it looks tight! Jobber pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Fett is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Funny Jobber!
Funny Jobber decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.