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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johny Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Gracie might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to r this town i 101. Walker comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Metallica - Fuel kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Johny Walker will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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280 lbs
44 - 17 - 0 |
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220 lbs
24 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
44 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johny Walker!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Gracie looks to land a body kick but Walker moved away.
Walker jabs Gracie to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Walker connects with a looping right hand.
Gracie throws a front kick aimed at Walker's knee but Walker avoids it well.
Walker cracks a nice hook into Gracie's ribs.
Walker displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Gracie needs to keep his hands up - Walker had a free shot at his head there.
Gracie is looking to clinch but Walker is avoiding it.
Gracie tries to land a front kick but Walker steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Walker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gracies jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gracie throws out a leg kick but Walker moves out of range and Gracie only half commits.
Walker lands with a shot to the body.
Gracie throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Walker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Walker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Gracie moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Walker cracks Gracie with a good jab.
Gracie throws a front kick that sends Walker stumbling back into the cage.
Walker looks winded!
Gracie gets the takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Gracie remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Asshole Gracie.
Gracie throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Gracie throws a head kick that misses.
Gracie moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A big head kick from Gracie and Walker is sent sprawling to the canvas!
It looks like Johny Walker has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gracie scoring with some ground and pound.
Walker being controlled here, momentarily.
Gracie won't allow Walker to get back to his feet.
Walker has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Gracie off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Walker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Walker tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that's the end of the fight!
Asshole Gracie showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Gracie has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 10:9
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 10:9
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 10:9
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Asshole Gracie!
Asshole Gracie retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Asshole Gracie rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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