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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edmund Queensberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Edmund Queensberry is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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288 lbs
30 - 18 - 0 |
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199 cm
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280 lbs
6 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Edmund Queensberry!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queensberry will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Queensberry lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Queensberry avoids them all with ease.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
Edmund Queensberry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Queensberry scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like Big Bastard has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
Bastard shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Bastard was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Bastard misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Queensberry managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bastard.
Bastard in the domination position with Queensberry hanging on.
Queensberry is looking to regain half guard here but Bastard keeps moving and retains side control.
Bastard working away.
Queensberry manages to work his way to half guard, despite Bastard's best efforts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Queensberry is trying to maintain the position but Bastard is very close to passing his half guard.
Queensberry slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bastard trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Queensberry keeping full guard, as Bastard tries to pass.
Bastard throws a big elbow that misses.
Queensberry managing to control the position.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Queensberry is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Queensberry looking for a sweep. Not yet Queensberry, not yet.
Bastard controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Big Bastard.
The fighters circle momentarily. Queensberry darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bastard tries for a takedown but Queensberry sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Queensberry pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Queensberry on the wrong end of a nice hook.
It looks like Edmund Queensberry has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bastard.
Oooooh!!! Queensberry has knocked Bastard down with a huge combo! Queensberry steps away and waves a wobbly Bastard back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Bastard takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bastard tries to clinch but Queensberry is having none of it.
Queensberry throws a head kick but Bastard moves out of range.
Queensberry tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jab, jab by Queensberry - just one landing.
Nice cross by Queensberry.
Bastard is rocked!
Edmund Queensberry is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard shoots in but Queensberry avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bastard avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bastard tries for a takedown but Queensberry circles away easily
and Queensberry cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Big Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Queensberry scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bastard doesn't seem bothered though.
Queensberry fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bastard fails with the takedown.
Nice takedown defense from Queensberry. No joy for Bastard on that attempt.
Bastard tries a head kick but it misses.
Bastard avoids the body shot from Queensberry.
Bastard fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Queensberry fails with an attempt to clinch.
Queensberry throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Queensberry misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circling - Queensberry throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Queensberry thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Queensberry looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.
Bastard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Queensberry moves in looking to clinch but Bastard pushes him off.
Queensberry cracks Bastard with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No joy there for Queensberry, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bastard is defended easily by Queensberry.
Queensberry cracks Bastard with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Queensberry throws a big shot that misses.
Queensberry jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Queensberry misses with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Queensberry swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Bastard was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Queensberry wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Edmund Queensberry dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Queensberry lands a slapping body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Bastard. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bastard.
Queensberry waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastard.
Bastard is looking to clinch but Queensberry is avoiding it.
Bastard avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sloppy strikes from Queensberry. Those never looked like landing.
Bastard gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Queensberry creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bastard takes an elbow to the temple.
Bastard misses with a punch on the inside.
Bastard is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bastard dodges an elbow strike from Queensberry.
Queensberry pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Queensberry is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bastard is defending well for now.
Queensberry tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Queensberry throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bastard wants to take the fight to the mat but Queensberry manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Queensberry lands an elbow inside that Bastard shrugs off.
Queensberry throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Queensberry has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bastard wants to break free but Queensberry has control.
Queensberry trying to land knees to the body.
Queensberry putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bastard in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Queensberry keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Queensberry pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Edmund Queensberry seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Queensberry avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Queensberry takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Queensberry plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Queensberry is looking to clinch.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bastard has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Queensberry finds it's way round the side to connect with Bastard's head.
Queensberry digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
Queensberry blocks a head kick by Bastard.
Queensberry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard is looking to clinch.
Queensberry lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bastard circles away quickly and effectively.
Queensberry throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard tries to clinch but Queensberry is having none of it.
A left and a right from Queensberry both land. Nice combination.
Queensberry throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Queensberry scores with a leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Queensberry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bastard moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice sprawl there from Queensberry as Bastard shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Big Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Queensberry. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Big Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Queensberry fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bastard has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sloppy strikes from Queensberry. Those never looked like landing.
Bastard misses with a takedown
and Queensberry connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Queensberry checks a low kick from Bastard.
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Queensberry.
Queensberry digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
Bastard looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Queensberry tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Queensberry lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bastard closes the distance and clinches up with Queensberry, looking for a takedown. Bastard pushes Queensberry against the cage but Queensberry circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bastard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Queensberry moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An inside leg kick lands from Queensberry.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Queensberry fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Queensberry tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bastard defending well as Queensberry loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard is looking to clinch but Queensberry is avoiding it.
Queensberry connects with a nice looking jab.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bastard walks into a left hand.
Bastard takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Queensberry throws a lazy right hand but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Queensberry connects with a leg kick. Bastard looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bastard gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Queensberry gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edmund Queensberry!
Edmund Queensberry very nearly forgot to thank Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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