PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Mardukas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Meat
vs
Mardukas

188 cm
25
230 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

197 cm
24
275 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Fat Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Hank Mardukas!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Meat there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mardukas throws a body punch but Meat moves out of range.
Mardukas misses the jab.
Meat bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mardukas on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat thuds his shin into the meat of Mardukas's side.

Meat lands a big head kick that sends Mardukas tumbling to the mat! Meat takes a step backwards and waves Mardukas back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Hank Mardukas has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping body kick lands there for Meat.
Mardukas on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat. Meat obviously looking to wear him down.
An inside leg kick lands from Meat.
Mardukas chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat can pounce on him.
Mardukas looks winded!
Mardukas walks forward, straight into a front kick from Meat.
Meat thuds his shin into the meat of Mardukas's side.
Mardukas on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat. Meat obviously looking to wear him down.
Mardukas takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Meat circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Mardukas drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Meat follows Mardukas to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fat Meat!
Our winner, Fat Meat, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.