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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joe Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Suck Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 lbs
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170 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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Decent knees
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Suck Balls!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, John Mangel and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balls looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Doe!
Balls controlling his opponent.
Doe is trying to escape the mount.
Balls manages to capitalize on a mistake by Doe to take his back!
A bit of a pause in the action here. Balls controlling the positon.
Will Balls go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Doe wants to control his opponent's hands but Balls gets his hands free.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Balls controls the position.
Doe rolls, trying to escape but Balls keeps control of the position.
Balls scores with punches to the body.
Doe wants to control his opponent's hands but Balls gets his hands free.
Doe rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Doe wants to get back to full guard but Balls has mounted him!
Doe is desperately trying to improve his position but Balls has a good base and remains in mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Balls has hold of Doe's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Doe manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Balls cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Doe takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Doe tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Balls controlling from mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Doe tries to lock up and control but Balls gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls looking to control and managing it successfully.
Balls with the ground and pound from mount.
Doe tries to hold on but Balls pushes him away.
Balls is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Doe can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Balls takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
A nice elbow there by Balls.
Balls controlling the position easily from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Doe manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Doe gets back to half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Balls is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Doe to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Suck Balls dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Balls pulls guard successfully.
Doe wants to get up but he can't break Balls's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Balls looking to hit a scissor sweep but Doe is one step ahead there.
Suck Balls has got the better of the ground game so far.
Doe with a flurry of punches that miss.
Doe throws a strike but Balls rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Doe is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls trying to control but Doe is working from the bottom.
Balls got a little sloppy there for a moment and Doe has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Balls has managed to get both his arms back between Doe's legs - danger averted.
Doe is trying to keep Balls in close.
Balls trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Balls is looking to work some ground and pound but Doe has wrist control.
Doe looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Balls controls the pace.
Doe working a defensive guard here.
Balls advances to half guard.
Balls controlling the action here.
Doe wants to control but Balls is keeping busy.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Balls is looking to take a break and control but Doe is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Balls tries to stand but can't do so whilst Doe controls his leg.
Still in half guard, Balls seems content to control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Doe is trying to get back to full guard.
Balls is controlling the pace.
Doe is trying to maintain the position but Balls is very close to passing his half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Balls seems content to control.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Suck Balls.
Balls lands a body shot.
Balls rushes Doe and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Balls has Doe pressed against the cage.
Balls has Doe pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Balls pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Doe tumbling to the mat - Balls dives into Doe's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Balls loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Suck Balls showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Balls has managed to clinch.
Balls manages to pull guard.
Doe wants to control from the top but Balls keeps moving.
Doe tries to stand but Balls is controlling from the bottom.
Balls wants to stand up but Doe is controlling him.
Balls has his hands on Doe's head, controlling the position.
Doe advances to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Balls sees it coming and defends easily.
Doe thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Doe wants to advance to full mount but Balls doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Doe wants to stand but Balls is controlling his posture from full guard.
Doe has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Doe avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Balls trying to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Doe is aware though and is defending well.
Doe preventing the sweep.
Balls is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Doe is looking to control Balls's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Doe avoid being mounted?
Well, if Balls is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Joe Doe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Balls winds up and cracks Doe with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Balls is working for a kimura but Doe is defending it quite comfortably.
Balls perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Balls decides to stand and escape the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe shoots in for a takedown but Balls shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Balls drives through with a takedown into guard.
Balls wants to pass the guard but Doe is keeping the position.
Doe is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Balls wants to stand but Doe is controlling his posture from full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doe avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that's the end of the fight!
Suck Balls comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Balls has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Suck Balls!
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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