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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norris comes to the cage accompanied by Kryptonite. Chuck Norris had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Norris ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Norris lands with a shot to the body.
Norris defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Loompa.
Norris throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Norris. Loompa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Loompa throws a leg kick that misses.
Loompa tried to score with a low kick but Norris checks it.
Norris lands with a cross.
Norris takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Norris thows a left - swing and a miss!
Norris gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Loompa misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Loompa creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Norris.
Norris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Loompa stalling in the clinch but Norris improves position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Loompa.
Loompa blocking some punches.
Norris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Norris taking a breather.
A frustrated look appears on Loompa's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Loompa lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Loompa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Loompa tries for a takedown. No joy.
Loompa cracks Norris with a nice body shot.
Loompa scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice right hand lands inside from Norris.
Norris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Norris lands with a short shot to the head.
Loompa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Norris throws a head punch that misses.
Loompa manages to break the clinch.
Norris misses with a wild body shot.
Loompa digs a good hook to Norris's body.
Norris fails to land with a series of punches.
Loompa shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Norris is trying to stand.
Loompa not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Norris trying to control but Loompa postures up.
Loompa landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Norris sees it coming and defends easily.
Norris tries to roll over but Loompa keeps him under control.
Loompa missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Loompa wants to pass the guard but Norris is defending well.
Norris tries to get to full guard but Loompa has control of the leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris wants to control but Loompa is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Norris tries to roll over but Loompa keeps him under control.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but Norris defending well.
Loompa wants to advance to full mount but Norris doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Norris is trying to keep Loompa in close.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loompa wants to control from the top but Norris keeps moving.
Loompa is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Oompa Loompa will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Norris throws a body punch but Loompa moves out of range.
Loompa takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Norris moves out of range of the strikes.
Norris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loompa was well out of range. Poor timing from Norris.
Norris is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Loompa has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Loompa there as he acknowledges the shot.
Loompa fails to land the takedown.
Loompa drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Norris manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Loompa works his way to full guard. Good work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Loompa throws his legs up looking for a submission but Norris uses it to pass to side control.
Loompa is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Norris off and has taken his back!
Loompa misses with punches from the back.
Norris fending off the submission attempt from Loompa.
Loompa throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Norris!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris rolls, trying to escape but Loompa keeps control of the position.
Norris showing good submission defense here.
Loompa controlling well, preventing Norris from escaping the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loompa is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Norris is defending well though. Loompa let's go of the attempt for now.
Loompa is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Loompa gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Loompa gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Loompa apologises and we restart here on the feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa slips under a jab from Norris.
Loompa has a takedown stuffed.
An inside leg kick lands from Norris.
A punch combination from Loompa misses.
Loompa misses with a low kick.
Loompa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Norris throws a head kick but Loompa moves out of range.
Norris moves in looking to clinch but Loompa pushes him off.
Loompa cracks the inside of Norris's front leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a lazy right hand but Loompa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Loompa.
Norris tries to land a leg kick but Loompa saw it coming and moves away.
Loompa takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Loompa connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Norris stuns Loompa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Loompa is looking to chop away at Norris's legs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Norris throws a right hand that Loompa ducks under and follows up with a left that Loompa also avoids with ease.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Norris throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loompa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Loompa misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Norris misses with a looping left.
Nice body punch from Norris.
Norris moves out of range of the strikes.
Loompa with a jab.
Norris scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Norris steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Jab from Norris.
Norris doesn't manage to clinch there - Loompa circles away.
Norris dips to his left and cracks Loompa with an uppercut!
Norris lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Loompa takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris lands a head shot.
Norris misses with a looping right.
Norris is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Norris throws a leg kick that is checked
and Loompa counters with a low kick, right behind Norris 's knee.
Loompa thows a body shot but no joy.
Loompa explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Loompa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Norris bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Norris throws a quick inside leg kick.
Loompa connects with a right hand. Norris shakes it off.
Norris swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Loompa. Norris does a little dance to reset his feet.
Loompa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Norris doesn't seem bothered though.
Norris throws an overhand right that lands on Loompa's shoulder, as Loompa tries to avoid the shot.
Norris looks to throw the jab but Loompa is out of range.
Norris throws a hook to the side of Loompa's head but Loompa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Loompa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Chuck Norris is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Norris lands a nice shot that snaps Loompa's head back.
Norris lands a jab to the nose.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa throws a head kick but Norris moves out of range.
Norris swinging wildly here.
Loompa motions for Norris to come forward. Loompa throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Norris throws a wild body kick that Loompa sees coming a mile off.
Loompa misses with an uppercut.
Loompa takes a swing at Norris's ribcage but misses.
Norris just misses with a punch to the body.
Loompa misses with a few strikes there.
Norris stalks Loompa and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Loompa's face. Loompa staggers backwards, shaken.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Loompa.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Loompa! Norris is out on his feet! Loompa rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Norris is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Norris is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oompa Loompa!
Oompa Loompa is the new featherweight champion!
An out of breath Oompa Loompa thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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