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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda comes to the cage accompanied by BRAVEHEART. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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275 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simbo Klice!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klice misses with a wild body shot.
Anaconda connects with a body shot that sends Klice's belly button to the back.
Klice takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Anaconda looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Anaconda moves into range and connects with a jab.
Anaconda gets a clinch.
Klice blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Klice tries a body shot but Anaconda blocks it.
Klice fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anaconda tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Klice's elbow.
Anaconda blocking some punches.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anaconda's elbow.
Anaconda misses with the head strike.
Klice swings wildly with an uppercut but Anaconda uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anaconda lands a body shot in the clinch.
Anaconda scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Anaconda lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Klice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Klice blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Anaconda breaks from the clinch.
Anaconda connects with a solid leg kick.
Anaconda drives through and clinches with Klice against the cage.
Klice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anaconda's elbow.
Anaconda misses with a hook to the ribs.
Anaconda digs a right hand underneath Klice's ribcage. Klice let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A head punch on the inside from Anaconda fails to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anaconda trying to control the position but instead, Klice has worked for underhooks and has pushed Anaconda into the cage.
Klice swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Klice throws a punch but it's blocked by Anaconda.
Klice has a couple of punches blocked by Anaconda.
A head punch on the inside from Anaconda fails to land.
Anaconda is trying to break the clinch but Klice is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda scores with a nice hook to the head.
Klice tries to work over Anaconda's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Anaconda doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Klice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Anaconda scores with a shot to the side of Klice's head.
Anaconda misses with a punch on the inside.
Klice lands a nice shot to the body.
Anaconda digs a right hand underneath Klice's ribcage. Klice let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Klice looks winded!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Anaconda tries to throw a body punch but Klice avoids it by throwing Anaconda back against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Anaconda.
Anaconda lands an uppercut.
Klice scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Anaconda trying to control the position but instead, Klice has worked for underhooks and has pushed Anaconda into the cage.
Anaconda wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Anaconda lands a right hand.
Anaconda trying to stall but Klice improves his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with a hook to the ribs.
Klice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Anaconda manages to break the clinch.
Anaconda tries to land a front kick but Klice steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Anaconda throws a leg kick which misses Klice's front leg but catches the back leg as Klice tries to avoid it.
Anaconda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Klice was well out of range. Poor timing from Anaconda.
A jab from Anaconda finds it's way through Klice's defenses.
Klice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Anaconda connects with a body shot.
Klice moves out of range as Anaconda throws a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anaconda scores with the left hand. Klice knows he should have avoided that one.
Anaconda throws a right and a left that Klice avoids nicely.
Anaconda thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anaconda's jab looks to have found its range, popping Klice under the eye.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda pivots, looking for a leg kick but Klice is out of range and Anaconda settles back down.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
Anaconda thuds his right hand into Klice's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Anaconda swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Anaconda, as that shot connected.
Klice uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Anaconda.
Anaconda turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Anaconda drives through and clinches with Klice against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda misses with some punches.
Nice body punch from Klice.
Klice swings wildly with an uppercut but Anaconda uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anaconda scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anaconda Anaconda dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Klice misses with a hook. Anaconda ducked under it nicely.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Klice.
Anaconda Anaconda seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anaconda throws a head kick that misses.
Nice straight punches there by Anaconda. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Anaconda.
Anaconda throws a hook but Klice avoids it easily.
Klice slips a jab and a cross from Anaconda.
Anaconda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Klice.
Klice just misses with a punch to the body.
Anaconda Anaconda is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Anaconda punishes Klice's body with a nice straight punch.
Anaconda takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice inside leg kick there by Klice. That's going to slow Anaconda down.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Anaconda checks a leg kick.
Anaconda sizes up Klice with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Klice stuns Anaconda with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Anaconda scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Klice doesn't seem bothered though.
Klice is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Anaconda misses with the combination.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
Anaconda is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Klice can do to turn this around?
Klice uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Anaconda.
Anaconda tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Klice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Klice missing with a left hand there. Anaconda was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Anaconda Anaconda is winning the standup battle so far.
Anaconda throws a sloppy head kick and Klice moves out of range easily.
Both fighters circling a little - Anaconda finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klice blocks a head kick by Anaconda.
Anaconda walks into a stiff left hand from Klice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anaconda fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Klice.
Klice looks to score with a jab to the body but Anaconda is just out of range.
Anaconda fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Klice takes a swing at Anaconda's ribcage but misses.
Klice avoids the head kick by Anaconda.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Anaconda throws a right hand that Klice ducks under and follows up with a left that Klice also avoids with ease.
Anaconda tries to bum rush Klice with a series of wild strikes but Klice uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Klice moves out of range of the body kick from Anaconda.
Klice blocks a head kick by Anaconda.
Klice is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Anaconda rather than just go for the knockout.
Anaconda throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda connects with a body shot that sends Klice's belly button to the back.
Some wild striking there from Anaconda.
Klice misses the body punch
and Anaconda counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Anaconda closes the distance and pushes Klice back into the cage.
Anaconda can't find room to land a body shot as Klice controls the action.
Anaconda wants to break free but Klice has control.
Klice blocks a body shot from Anaconda.
Klice tries to throw a body punch but Anaconda avoids it by throwing Klice back against the cage.
Klice tries to work over Anaconda's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Klice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Klice lands a hook to the side of the head.
Anaconda Anaconda has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Anaconda lands with a right to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anaconda goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Klice misses with some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda lands an uppercut.
Anaconda presses Klice against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Anaconda cracks Klice with a nice body shot.
Anaconda lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Klice is breathing heavily.
Anaconda misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Anaconda scores with a nice short uppercut.
Anaconda breaks from the clinch.
Klice takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Anaconda misses with a wild body shot.
Klice misses with a few strikes there.
Jab, jab by Anaconda - just one landing.
Anaconda connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klice throws a chopping leg kick but Anaconda manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Klice takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Anaconda scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Klice doesn't seem bothered though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anaconda Anaconda dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Anaconda keeps Klice at a distance using the push kick.
Anaconda falls off balance throwing a combination
and Klice counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Klice tries a head kick but it misses.
Klice swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Anaconda counters with a nice low kick that buckles Klice's knee momentarily.
Anaconda throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Anaconda tries to close the distance and clinch up but Klice swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Anaconda looks to land a combination but Klice avoids it well.
Klice blocks the body kick.
A nice combination there by Anaconda.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda jabs at Klice's body.
Klice takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Klice throws a poor cross that misses
and Anaconda counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Anaconda throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klice moves away.
Anaconda scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Klice doesn't seem bothered though.
Anaconda takes the fight into the clinch.
Anaconda prevents a body shot from Klice.
Anaconda is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A hook to the body from Anaconda.
Anaconda lands a right hand that snaps the head of Klice backwards.
Klice misses with some punches.
Klice takes a shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Klice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda tries to work over Klice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Anaconda has Klice pressed against the cage.
Klice lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Klice throws a punch but it's blocked by Anaconda.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Klice.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Klice as Anaconda tries to tie him up.
Anaconda tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Klice.
Klice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Anaconda manages to break the clinch.
Anaconda gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Klice counters with a nice body shot.
Anaconda ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klice moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Klice.
Anaconda uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Klice.
Anaconda stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Klice.
Klice throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Anaconda connects with a leg kick. Klice looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Klice showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Anaconda.
Anaconda clobbers Klice with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Anaconda throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Klice blocks a head kick by Anaconda.
Anaconda fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Anaconda steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Klice. That one must have hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda scores with a head kick. Klice tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Anaconda throws a jab when Klice was well out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anaconda is looking to score with low kicks.
Anaconda uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Anaconda misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch lands to the side of Anaconda 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Anaconda lands an overhand right.
Klice keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda throws a jab when Klice was well out of range.
Anaconda swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Anaconda misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anaconda Anaconda clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A swing and a miss from Anaconda.
Anaconda throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Anaconda takes a swing at Klice's ribcage but misses.
Klice uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anaconda.
Klice throws a leg kick but Anaconda sees it coming and moves out of range.
Klice lands a head kick!
Klice throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Klice is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Anaconda.
Klice throws a right and a left that Anaconda avoids nicely.
Klice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anaconda lands a head kick. Klice smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda connects with a looping right hand.
Klice uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Anaconda looks for the body kick but Klice saw that one coming.
Klice blocks a leg kick.
Anaconda tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Klice displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Anaconda throws out the jab.
Klice is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Anaconda.
Anaconda checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Klice takes one to the chin there.
Anaconda throws a body punch but Klice moves out of range.
Klice ducks under a wild hook from Anaconda.
Anaconda checks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda tries to bum rush Klice with a series of wild strikes but Klice uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Anaconda moves away from the strike by Klice.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda throws a nice looking combination but Klice bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Anaconda takes a swing at Klice's ribcage but misses.
Klice misses with a straight right.
Anaconda tries to land a leg kick but Klice saw it coming and moves away.
Anaconda throws a series of strikes that have Klice backpedaling.
Klice throws a half hearted mid kick.
A head kick misses from Anaconda.
Anaconda with a jab.
Klice avoids a punch combination nicely.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda throws a head kick that Klice semi-blocks.
Klice misses with a jab, cross combination.
Klice throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Anaconda counters with a head kick.
Klice moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Anaconda lands with a shot to the body.
Anaconda throws a lazy body kick
and Klice counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Anaconda throws a hook but Klice avoids it easily.
Anaconda misses with a two punch combination.
Anaconda displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Klice throws out the jab.
Klice thows a body shot but no joy.
Anaconda misses with a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klice fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Klice throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anaconda fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Anaconda takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Anaconda is looking to land body kicks.
Anaconda missing with a left hand there. Klice was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A decent looking cross lands there for Klice.
Klice connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda throws a leg kick but Klice moved away.
A cross from Anaconda lands.
Klice with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Simbo Klice will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Klice is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Klice takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Anaconda misses the shot to the body.
Anaconda throws a poor cross that misses
and Klice counters with a low kick, right behind Anaconda 's knee.
Nice uppercut lands for Klice. That snapped Anaconda's head back.
A jab from Klice does it's job there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Klice connects with a single shot there.
Anaconda tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Klice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Anaconda throws a combination that misses
and Klice counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Anaconda on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Nice body punch from Klice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda is looking to clinch but Klice is avoiding it.
Anaconda misses the shot to the body.
Klice lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anaconda's sensitive parts.
Klice jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Klice lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Anaconda has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Anaconda and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Klice scores with a leg kick.
Klice misses with a body shot.
Klice throws a good cross that connects.
Klice slips under a jab from Anaconda.
Anaconda is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klice.
Klice takes a swing at Anaconda's ribcage but misses.
Klice jabs at Anaconda's body.
Simbo Klice has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anaconda fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Klice moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That kick from Klice tenderised Anaconda's leg. Anaconda is trying to keep his angry face on.
Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anaconda.
Anaconda tries to clinch but Klice is having none of it.
Klice bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good leg kick by Klice there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Klice scores with a hook.
Klice catches Anaconda with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Klice steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Anaconda. That one must have hurt.
Klice throws a body punch but Anaconda moves out of range.
Klice's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda throws a push kick but Klice slaps the foot to one side.
Klice defending well as Anaconda loads up on a big left hand.
Anaconda dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Klice. That did some damage!
Klice takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Anaconda slips a jab and a cross from Klice.
Klice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Klice takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Anaconda throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Klice.
A low kick from Anaconda is predictable there
and Klice connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Anaconda jabs Klice to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Anaconda swings for the body but Klice moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klice scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anaconda uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klice.
Klice throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Klice scores with a hook to the body. Anaconda takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Klice lands with a shot to the body.
Klice misses with a low kick.
Anaconda throws a body punch but Klice moves out of range.
Klice feints a jab promting Anaconda to slip. Klice then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Anaconda slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Klice has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Klice takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Anaconda Anaconda is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda blocks a low kick nicely.
Klice throws a nice outside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Simbo Klice comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Anaconda has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 48:47
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 48:47
Judge William Peck scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anaconda Anaconda!
Anaconda Anaconda retains his heavyweight title!
Anaconda Anaconda decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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