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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Pilgrim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pilgrim comes into the arena with Billy Pilgrim Has Become Unstuck in Time blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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270 lbs
10 - 7 - 0 |
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280 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Billy Pilgrim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Pilgrim walks into a left hand.
Pilgrim throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pilgrim ducks under a wild hook from Simpson.
Pilgrim takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pilgrim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pilgrim swats away the attempt to clinch by Simpson.
Simpson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pilgrim connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Simpson pushes Pilgrim up against the cage in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pilgrim misses with a short punch on the inside.
Simpson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Simpson tries to work over Pilgrim's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pilgrim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Simpson.
Pilgrim escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Simpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pilgrim counters with a nice uppercut.
Simpson keeps the fight on the outside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson scores with a decent looking hook.
Simpson takes a swing at Pilgrim's ribcage but misses.
Pilgrim takes a swing at Simpson's ribcage but misses.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Pilgrim misses with a looping right.
A shot to the liver by Simpson. Beautiful body shot.
Simpson blocks the body kick.
Simpson misses with a hook. Pilgrim ducked under it nicely.
Simpson scores with a jab. Pilgrim acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Simpson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Simpson.
Simpson can't find room to land a body shot as Pilgrim controls the action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pilgrim tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Simpson misses with a punch to the body.
Pilgrim has a couple of punches blocked by Simpson.
Simpson scores with a shot to the side of Pilgrim's head.
Simpson takes a knee right on the jaw!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pilgrim blocks an uppercut.
Pilgrim has a couple of punches blocked by Simpson.
Pilgrim tries to break free but Simpson pushes him back against the cage.
Simpson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pilgrim lands a right hand.
Pilgrim misses with a short punch on the inside.
Simpson tries to work over Pilgrim's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pilgrim stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pilgrim throws an elbow but misses.
Pilgrim misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pilgrim.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simpson.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pilgrim.
Pilgrim cracks Simpson with a nice body shot.
A bit of stalling here from Pilgrim.
Pilgrim creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Simpson's defenses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Simpson.
Simpson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws the kick towards the body but Pilgrim avoids it.
Simpson ducks right into an uppercut from Pilgrim.
Simpson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
Simpson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pilgrim blocks a head kick by Simpson.
Pilgrim swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pilgrim connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson throws a wild body kick that Pilgrim sees coming a mile off.
Simpson throws a sloppy body shot
and Pilgrim moves into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Simpson.
Simpson blocking some punches.
Pilgrim lands a nice uppercut.
Nice elbow from Pilgrim.
A right hand to the body from Simpson.
Pilgrim is breathing heavily.
Simpson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pilgrim backwards.
Simpson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pilgrim.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pilgrim loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Simpson scores with a sloppy right hand. Pilgrim should have avoided that one.
Simpson lands an overhand right.
Pilgrim is rocked!
Homer Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pilgrim, pushing him back against the cage.
Simpson lands with a right to the head.
Oh Pilgrim is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Simpson creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Pilgrim's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Pilgrim drops to his knees and Simpson pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Simpson!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Homer Simpson waved his t-shirt featuring Hilo Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.
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hype
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