PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gee Damn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Dyrdek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dyrdek is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dirty Girl. Gee Damn is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Damn
vs
Dyrdek

175 cm
22
165 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

185 cm
19
163 lbs
3 - 6 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gee Damn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Dyrdek!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dyrdek closes this distance looking for a takedown but Damn circles away.
Damn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Damn scores with a punch to the head.
Dyrdek takes one on the button.
Dyrdek showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Damn.
Nice straight punches there by Damn. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Damn.
Dyrdek misses with a takedown attempt - Damn sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Damn fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dyrdek walks into a jab.

Dyrdek is rocked!
Damn lands with a nice body punch.
Dyrdek blocks a head kick by Damn.
Dyrdek fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Gee Damn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rob Dyrdek.
Damn misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dyrdek moves forwards but Damn connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dyrdek is still on wobbly legs! Can Damn finish him?
Damn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dyrdek seems to have recovered his senses.
Damn swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dyrdek.
A punch combination from Damn misses.
Dyrdek shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Damn as he jumps to the side.
Dyrdek looks gassed!
Damn lands with a nice body punch.
Damn throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Dyrdek colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Damn as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Dyrdek is left battered and dazed whilst Damn and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gee Damn!