PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oring Smegma Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abraham Green (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Smegma Iii
vs
Green

200 cm
18
265 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

180 cm
18
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Oring Smegma Iii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Abraham Green!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smegma Iii tries for a takedown but Green circles away easily

and Green counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Still in half guard, Green seems content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Green is trying to control. Smegma Iii wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Smegma Iii holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Abraham Green hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Smegma Iii shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Green counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Green pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Smegma Iii wants to clinch up but Green keeps it at a distance.

Green pushes Smegma Iii up against the cage in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smegma Iii is trying to push Green away but Green has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Green should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Smegma Iii's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Smegma Iii misses with a takedown attempt

and Green counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oring Smegma Iii. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smegma Iii is working for takedown but Green is calmly controlling the position for now.

Green breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Smegma Iii doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Green counters with a nice double leg into side control. Smegma Iii won't be happy with that.
Smegma Iii is breathing heavily.
Green tries to advance to mount but Smegma Iii denies him.

Green is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Smegma Iii is trying to escape and Green transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Smegma Iii is forced to tap! Nice work there by Green! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Abraham Green!
A very excited looking Abraham Green made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.