PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Guru Majja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Majja kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Afroman - Because I Got High. Asteroid is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Asteroid. Guru Majja has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Majja
vs
Asteroid

182 cm
30
180 lbs
22 - 8 - 1

188 cm
33
192 lbs
35 - 14 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Steel Penn LSD Q160-Q158-Q155 (95% Return)
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 8 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Guru Majja!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 14 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Majja if he has to take too many more of those.
Asteroid avoids a punch combination nicely.
Majja misses with a leg kick.
Majja throws a leg kick but Asteroid moved away.
A left lands for Majja.
Asteroid defending well as Majja loads up on a big left hand.
Some bone on bone action there as Asteroid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A head kick misses from Asteroid.
Majja looks to land a body kick but Asteroid moved away.
Majja looks to score with a jab to the body but Asteroid is just out of range.
Majja fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Majja misses with a left hand
and Asteroid counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Asteroid misses with a hook.
Majja takes one on the button.
Asteroid wants to land a leg kick but Majja is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Majja coming out on top.
Asteroid throws a body punch but Majja moves out of range.
Asteroid throws a jab but it's blocked by Majja.
Majja looks to throw the jab but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid checks a leg kick.
Majja lands a nice hook to Asteroid's body. Asteroid takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Majja takes a jab right on the kisser.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asteroid throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Asteroid lets loose with a powerful body kick. Majja will feel that in the morning.
Majja moves away from the strike by Asteroid.
Majja looks to land a body kick but Asteroid moved away.
Majja misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Majja throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Majja throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Majja tried to score with a low kick but Asteroid checks it.
Majja misses with a leg kick
and Asteroid counters with a leg kick.
Asteroid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Majja is out of range and Asteroid settles back down.
Asteroid scores with a hook to the body. Majja takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Majja fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Asteroid checks it well.
Guru Majja seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asteroid throws a low kick but Majja moves out of range easily.
A shot to the body from Majja misses
and Asteroid makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Majja fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Asteroid wants to land a leg kick but Majja is out of range.
Asteroid scores with a hook to the body. Majja takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Asteroid buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Majja is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Majja has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asteroid.
Asteroid digs a good hook to Majja's body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Asteroid, as that shot connected.
Asteroid connects with a body shot that sends Majja's belly button to the back.
Majja slips a jab from Asteroid.
Asteroid missing with a left hand there. Majja was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Majja fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Asteroid on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Majja is looking to score with low kicks.
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Majja moves away.
Asteroid's corner calls for a 1-2. Asteroid obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Majja throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Asteroid misses with a body shot.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Majja moves away.
Majja throws a push kick but Asteroid slaps the foot to one side.
Majja takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Majja tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asteroid was well out of range. Poor timing from Majja.
Asteroid lands a slapping body shot.
Majja scores with a head kick. Asteroid tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Asteroid takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Asteroid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Majja.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Asteroid lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Majja has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Majja and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Asteroid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabol Asteroid dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Asteroid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Majja misses with a jab, cross combination.
Anabol Asteroid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Asteroid connects with a body shot that sends Majja's belly button to the back.
A left lands for Majja.
Asteroid blocks a head kick by Majja.
Majja fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid misses the shot to the body.
Majja misses with a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asteroid.
A thudding body kick lands there by Asteroid!
Majja misses with a wild body shot.
Asteroid digs a good body shot into Majja's ribs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Majja manages to avoid it.
Majja is looking to wear down Asteroid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A jab from Majja misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asteroid.
Asteroid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A low kick from Majja is predictable there
and Asteroid counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Majja moves out of range.
Asteroid pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Asteroid just misses with a punch to the body.
Asteroid throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Majja.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Majja moves out of range.
Asteroid throws a nice inside leg kick.
Asteroid checks a leg kick.
A combination from Majja does no damage.
Majja throws a sloppy head kick
and Asteroid counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid connects with a jab.
Asteroid jabs Majja to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Asteroid scores with a leg kick.
Asteroid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Majja steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Asteroid. That one must have hurt.
Majja on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Asteroid. Asteroid obviously looking to wear him down.
Asteroid misses with the combination.
Asteroid throws a low kick but Majja avoids it.
Majja thuds his right hand into Asteroid's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Asteroid uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A head kick by Asteroid misses
and Majja counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Asteroid pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A big right from Majja misses.
Asteroid scores with a jab to the head.
Majja has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Majja.
Majja is looking to slow Asteroid down with leg kicks.
Majja looks to throw the jab but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid lands a nice shot to the body.
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Asteroid scores with a jab to the jaw.
Majja turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Majja takes a kick to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Majja.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Majja connects with a solid leg kick.
Asteroid swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Majja.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Asteroid.
Majja moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Asteroid avoids a punch combination nicely.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. Majja looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Majja throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Majja on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Asteroid. Asteroid obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid stuns Majja with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid lands a nice looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabol Asteroid showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Asteroid looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Asteroid thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Majja if he has to take too many more of those.
Asteroid has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Majja with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Majja swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid throws a low kick, looking for Majja's leg but Majja calmly moves out of range.
Asteroid slips a straight right by Majja.
Asteroid throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Majja fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid avoids a kick to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Majja checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Majja scores with a hook to the body. Asteroid takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Asteroid walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Majja checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Majja.
Majja is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Majja throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Majja throws an overhand right that lands on Asteroid's shoulder, as Asteroid tries to avoid the shot.
Asteroid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Asteroid swats away the attempt to clinch by Majja.
Asteroid lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses.
Majja misses with a wild body shot.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Majja lands a head kick. Asteroid smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Majja tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asteroid was well out of range. Poor timing from Majja.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Majja on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Asteroid scores with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Majja.
Asteroid fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Majja instigates a clinch.
Asteroid tries to break free but Majja pushes him back against the cage.
Asteroid gets through Majja's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Majja is trying to stall.

Majja escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Majja lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Asteroid turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Asteroid tries to bum rush Majja with a series of wild strikes but Majja uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Majja works over Asteroid's head and body with a nice combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid misses with a wild body shot.
Majja lands a jab.
Majja needs to keep his hands up - Asteroid had a free shot at his head there.
Asteroid takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Asteroid checks a leg kick nicely.
Majja attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Asteroid tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Majja can pounce on him.
Asteroid throws a leg kick which misses Majja's front leg but catches the back leg as Majja tries to avoid it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Majja lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Asteroid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Asteroid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Asteroid scores with a hook to the body. Majja takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid avoids a kick to the body.
Asteroid avoids the body shot from Majja.
Asteroid looks to score with a jab to the body but Majja is just out of range.
Asteroid misses with a looping left.
Majja throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Majja ducks under a wild hook from Asteroid.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head kick from Asteroid lands but Majja takes it in his stride.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Majja lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Asteroid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Asteroid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Majja throws a lazy right hand but Asteroid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A clash of legs there as Asteroid blocks the low kick.
Asteroid works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabol Asteroid really dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Majja throws a leg kick but Asteroid moved away.
Good shot there by Asteroid.
Majja connects with an inside leg kick.
Asteroid connects with a single shot there.
Majja jabs Asteroid to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Majja tries to close the distance and clinch but Asteroid swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Asteroid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Majja will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Majja missing with a left hand there. Asteroid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Majja throws a leg kick but Asteroid sees it coming and moves out of range.
Majja lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Majja finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Asteroid takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That kick from Majja tenderised Asteroid's leg. Asteroid is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Majja swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Majja keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Majja uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Asteroid.
Majja turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Asteroid misses the jab.
Asteroid checks a leg kick nicely.
Asteroid connects with a nice looking jab.
Majja takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.
Asteroid tries to move into range but Majja moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Asteroid misses with a low kick as Majja jumps back.
Majja stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asteroid.
Jab from Asteroid.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Majja fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
Majja tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A shot to the liver by Asteroid. Beautiful body shot.
Majja looks to land a body kick but Asteroid moved away.
Asteroid looks to score with a jab to the body but Majja is just out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Majja thows a left - swing and a miss!
Majja lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Asteroid takes a swing at Majja's ribcage but misses.
Asteroid steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Majja. That one must have hurt.
A big left from Asteroid misses.
Majja bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Asteroid fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Majja is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Majja misses with a jab to the body
and Asteroid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Majja throws a leg kick which misses Asteroid's front leg but catches the back leg as Asteroid tries to avoid it.
Asteroid throws out a loose jab but Majja uses good head movement to avoid it.
Majja takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Majja misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Asteroid misses the jab.
Majja uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Asteroid.
Majja feints and then cracks Asteroid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Asteroid down.
Majja misses with an attempted mid kick.
Majja looks to land a body kick but Asteroid moved away.
Asteroid pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Majja scores with a shot to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Majja - that will leave a mark!
Asteroid is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Asteroid throws a leg kick that is checked
and Majja counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Majja throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Majja throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Asteroid on the side of the head.
Asteroid tried to score with a low kick but Majja checks it.
Majja sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Majja looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Majja lands a nice hook to Asteroid's body. Asteroid takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Asteroid misses with a hook. Majja ducked under it nicely.
Majja misses with a body kick.
Majja connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Guru Majja will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Majja avoids the body shot from Asteroid.
Majja scores with a three punch combo!
Majja feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Asteroid's calf.
Majja tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid jabs at Majja's body.
Majja lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Majja throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Majja chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Majja to counter with a crisp jab.
Asteroid pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Asteroid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Majja was well out of range. Poor timing from Asteroid.
A low kick from Asteroid misses
and Majja makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid thows a body shot but no joy.
Asteroid is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Asteroid looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Majja throws a low kick but Asteroid avoids it.
Majja tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Majja feints and then cracks Asteroid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Asteroid down.
Majja comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Majja lands with a nice body punch.
Majja throws a push kick but Asteroid slaps the foot to one side.
Asteroid scores with a hook.
Majja misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Asteroid takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Asteroid lands with a hook. Majja tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Majja moves away.
Majja swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Majja. That's going to slow Asteroid down.
Asteroid misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Majja counters with a slapping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Majja was well out of range. Poor timing from Asteroid.
Majja fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Asteroid checks it well.
Asteroid throws a lazy right hand but Majja sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Asteroid takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Majja gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Asteroid.
Asteroid looks to score with a jab to the body but Majja is just out of range.
Anabol Asteroid is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Asteroid misses the shot to the body.
Majja moves out of range as Asteroid throws a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Majja misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Majja.
Majja throws a shot from downtown. Asteroid moves away and avoids it.
Asteroid misses with a wild combination.
Majja uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Asteroid.
Guru Majja has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Asteroid lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Asteroid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Majja throws a head kick but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid misses with a right hand
and Majja counters with a straight right hand.
Nice defenses there by Majja.
Asteroid thows a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Asteroid.
Majja throws a nice head kick!
Majja scores with the left hand. Asteroid knows he should have avoided that one.
Majja looks to score with a jab to the body but Asteroid is just out of range.
Asteroid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Majja.
Majja doesn't manage to clinch there - Asteroid circles away.
A head kick from Majja lands but Asteroid takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Asteroid moves out of range of the leg kick from Majja.
Majja looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Majja checks the leg kick nicely there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Asteroid scores with a kick to the body.
Asteroid looks to land a body kick but Majja moved away.
Majja swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Guru Majja showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Asteroid has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 47:48
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 47:48
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabol Asteroid!
Anabol Asteroid is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Anabol Asteroid made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.