PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aiden Asylum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes to the cage accompanied by Uncle Sam Goddamn. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Abe
vs
Asylum

200 cm
27
276 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

205 cm
32
284 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aiden Asylum!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asylum throws a nice head kick!
Abe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Asylum throws a head kick that half lands.
Abe swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Asylum with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asylum uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Abe.
Asylum throws a head kick that misses
and Abe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Asylum connects with a crisp jab.
Asylum throws a head kick that misses.
Abe throws a hook to the side of Asylum's head but Asylum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Abe does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Abe motions for Asylum to come forward. Abe throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Asylum pivots, looking for a leg kick but Abe is out of range and Asylum settles back down.
Abe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by Asylum there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Asylum throws the left hand but Abe avoids the punch easily.
Asylum misses with a straight right.
Abe lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Asylum moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A head kick misses from Asylum.
Abe misses with a body shot.
Asylum scores with a leg kick.
Asylum tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Abe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Asylum counters with a head kick. That will keep Abe thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A head kick by Asylum misses
and Abe counters with a leg kick.
Asylum misses with a head kick.
Asylum scores with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asylum tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Abe fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Asylum.
Abe misses with a wild combination.
Abe blocks a head kick by Asylum.
Abe's corner calls for a 1-2. Abe obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asylum throws a head kick that misses
and Abe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Asylum misses with a series of wild punches.
Asylum looks winded!
Jab, jab by Abe - just one landing.
Abe slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A big left from Abe misses.
Asylum tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Abe throws a low kick but Asylum avoids it.
Abe motions for Asylum to come forward. Abe throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Asylum throws a sloppy head kick and Abe moves out of range easily.
Abe cracks Asylum with a good jab.
Asylum moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abe. Asylum does a little dance to reset his feet.
Abe scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Abe scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Asylum throws a sloppy head kick
and Abe makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asylum throws a sloppy head kick and Abe moves out of range easily.
Asylum takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Abe lands a leg kick that knocks Asylum off balance momentarily.
Abe misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Abe bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Asylum's head backwards.
Abe looks to land a body kick but Asylum moved away.
Abe throws a hook but Asylum blocks it.
Abe misses with a wild body shot.
A head kick misses from Asylum.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Abe throws a shot from downtown. Asylum moves away and avoids it.
Asylum is looking to slow Abe down with leg kicks.
Asylum walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Abe checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Abe looks to land a combination but Asylum avoids it well.
Abe is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Asylum connects with a leg kick. Abe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Asylum.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Abe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Abe moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Asylum misses with a body shot.
Abe tries to land a front kick but Asylum steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Abe with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Aiden Asylum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asylum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Abe.
Abe lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Asylum circles away quickly and effectively.
Asylum tries to work over Abe's front leg with a kick but Abe checks it.
Abe goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Abe lands a nice looking body shot.
Abe connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asylum misses with a head kick.
Abe lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Asylum misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asylum.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Earnest Abe dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Asylum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Asylum misses
and Abe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Asylum throws a lazy head kick
and Abe counters with a slapping leg kick.
Abe buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Abe delivers a nice body kick.
Asylum checks a low kick from Abe.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abe tries to land a front kick but Asylum steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Asylum throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Asylum tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Abe connects with an inside leg kick.
Abe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Abe cracks the inside of Asylum's front leg.
Asylum is breathing heavily.

Abe closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Abe digs a right hand underneath Asylum's ribcage. Asylum let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Abe lands with a left to the head.
Abe scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Abe drops Asylum onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Asylum is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Asylum is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe pushes Asylum back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Asylum is still on wobbly legs! Can Abe finish him?
Asylum wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Abe has him pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Abe.
Abe lands a nice uppercut.
Abe digs a right hand underneath Asylum's ribcage. Asylum let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Abe cracks Asylum with a nice body shot.
Abe creates a bit of distance and cracks Asylum with a massive left hook! Asylum crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Abe stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Earnest Abe!
After winning the bout, Earnest Abe thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.