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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Socially Awkward Penguin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Joe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penguin comes to the cage accompanied by Why Cant We Be Friends. Alexander Joe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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28
220 lbs
13 - 12 - 0 |
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204 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Socially Awkward Penguin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alexander Joe!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penguin closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Penguin thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Joe's head.
Penguin is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Penguin throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Penguin takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Penguin drops an elbow to the side of Joe's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joe on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Joe is rocked!
Joe taking some punishment here, with Penguin in his half guard.
Joe is still in real trouble! Can Penguin finish him?
Penguin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Penguin scores with a big shot! Joe's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Joe! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Socially Awkward Penguin!
Socially Awkward Penguin decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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