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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kid Simpsons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oring Smegma Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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160 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kid Simpsons!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oring Smegma Ii!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Viktor Lagutenko and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpsons shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Smegma Ii's guard.
Simpsons is looking to stand up but Smegma Ii won't let him.
Smegma Ii is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Simpsons throws a big right hand that misses.
Simpsons will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Smegma Ii has control of Simpsons's left arm, preventing Simpsons from doing any damage.
Simpsons won't allow Smegma Ii to sweep him here.
Smegma Ii trying to control the position.
Simpsons has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Oring Smegma Ii wasn't active enough on the ground.
Simpsons forces Smegma Ii back against the cage and clinches.
Simpsons can't find room to land a body shot as Smegma Ii controls the action.
Simpsons wants a takedown.
Simpsons wants a takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpsons decides to pull guard.
Smegma Ii cracks Simpsons with a solid left hand.
Smegma Ii wants to control from the top but Simpsons keeps moving.
Smegma Ii content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Smegma Ii thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Smegma Ii advances to half guard.
Simpsons is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Smegma Ii scores with a couple of nice shots.
Simpsons is staying active underneath Smegma Ii, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Simpsons wants to improve his position but Smegma Ii is controlling well.
Smegma Ii thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Simpsons's head.
Simpsons on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Simpsons tries to get out of the position.
Smegma Ii with the ground and pound but Simpsons uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Simpsons knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Smegma Ii on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Smegma Ii's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smegma Ii trying to control but Simpsons is working from the bottom.
Smegma Ii missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Smegma Ii postures up.
Simpsons is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Simpsons is breathing heavily.
Smegma Ii trying to control the position from guard on top but Simpsons is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Smegma Ii advances position into side control!
Simpsons wants to control but Smegma Ii postures up.
Smegma Ii takes a little break here. Simpsons wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Smegma Ii has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Smegma Ii is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Simpsons is trying to escape and Smegma Ii transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Simpsons is forced to tap! Nice work there by Smegma Ii! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Oring Smegma Ii!
A relieved looking Oring Smegma Ii thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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