PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between bob sapp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad Tahnk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that bob sapp has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily bob sapp seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

sapp
vs
Tahnk

200 cm
21
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

190 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, bob sapp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vlad Tahnk!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tahnk takes a swing at sapp's ribcage but misses.
sapp misses with a wild combination.
Tahnk keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
sapp shoots in for a double leg but Tahnk sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Tahnk thows a body shot but no joy.
sapp swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
sapp throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tahnk.
Tahnk tries to clinch there but sapp circles away.
sapp dips to his left and cracks Tahnk with an uppercut!
Tahnk takes a swing at sapp's ribcage but misses.
sapp looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
sapp looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
No luck for Tahnk with that takedown attempt.

Tahnk looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for sapp!
Tahnk scores with a couple of good head shots there.

sapp is rocked!
Tahnk cracks sapp with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vlad Tahnk!