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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Michael Patton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patton's entrance music is Marilyn Manson - Born Villain . A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Ticklepants's choice of entrance music: Rock You Like a Hurricane. On his way into the cage it seems that Michael Patton has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Michael Patton seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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28 - 10 - 0 |
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169 lbs
17 - 5 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Patton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patton misses with an uppercut. Ticklepants saw that one coming.
Ticklepants fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Patton.
A good leg kick by Ticklepants.
Some bone on bone action there as Ticklepants checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Patton misses with a body shot
and Ticklepants counters with a leg kick.
Ticklepants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Patton.
Patton moves out of range of the leg kick from Ticklepants.
Patton tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ticklepants was well out of range. Poor timing from Patton.
Patton throws a sloppy head kick and Ticklepants moves out of range easily.
Patton misses with a jab to the body
and Ticklepants finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bubbles Ticklepants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Patton avoids the body shot from Ticklepants.
Patton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ticklepants tries to work over Patton's front leg with a kick but Patton checks it.
Patton looks to score with a jab to the body but Ticklepants is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Patton.
Ticklepants cracks the inside of Patton's front leg.
Patton's corner calls for a 1-2. Patton obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Patton checks a leg kick.
Ticklepants goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ticklepants throws a head kick but Patton moves out of range.
Patton misses with an uppercut.
Ticklepants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ticklepants throws a chopping leg kick but Patton manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Patton tries to work over Ticklepants's front leg with a kick but Ticklepants checks it.
Ticklepants darts in and clinches Patton up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ticklepants.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patton misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ticklepants tries to throw a body punch but Patton avoids it by throwing Ticklepants back against the cage.
Patton has a couple of punches blocked by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants prevents a body shot from Patton.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Patton.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but Patton blocks with his arms.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Patton.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Patton takes an elbow to the forehead.
Patton misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Patton misses with some punches.
Ticklepants tries a body shot but Patton blocks it.
A right handed body shot lands from Patton.
Ticklepants blocks an uppercut.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Patton on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Ticklepants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Patton.
Patton gets through Ticklepants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ticklepants throws a head punch that misses.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Patton blocks it with crossed arms.
Ticklepants looking to throw knees to the head but Patton is blocking nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ticklepants.
Patton scores with a shoulder strike.
Ticklepants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Patton backwards.
Patton tries a body shot but Ticklepants blocks it.
Good body shot from Patton.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Patton wants to break the clinch but can't.
Patton lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ticklepants backwards.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Patton has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Patton pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Patton with a nice cross.
Ticklepants slips a jab and a cross from Patton.
Patton misses with an uppercut. Ticklepants saw that one coming.
Ticklepants tried to score with a low kick but Patton checks it.
Ticklepants fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Patton.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Patton is having none of it.
Patton connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ticklepants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Patton.
Ticklepants cracks the inside of Patton's front leg.
Ticklepants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Michael Patton will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Ticklepants thows a body kick. Patton tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A leg kick checked by Patton.
An inside leg kick lands from Ticklepants.
Patton lands a body shot.
Ticklepants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Patton.
A shot to the liver by Patton. Beautiful body shot.
Ticklepants misses with a straight right.
Ticklepants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Patton misses with a right hand
and Ticklepants counters with a nice leg kick.
Patton throws a leg kick but Ticklepants sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ticklepants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ticklepants misses with a double jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants checks a leg kick nicely.
Good leg kick by Patton there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Danga de danga de dang - Patton scores with a four punch combination!
Patton is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Patton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ticklepants moves away from the strike by Patton.
Ticklepants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Michael Patton is winning the standup battle so far.
Patton walks into a straight right hand from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Patton is able to avoid easily.
Ticklepants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Patton blocks a head kick by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Ticklepants.
Patton throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ticklepants avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ticklepants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Patton misses with a wild combination.
Patton throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ticklepants looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Ticklepants misses with a kick to the body
and Patton counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A jab lands there for Patton.
Ticklepants looks to land a body kick but Patton moved away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patton connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ticklepants is rocked!
Patton cracks Ticklepants with a left hook right on the temple and Ticklepants goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Patton lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Ticklepants is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Michael Patton!
After winning the bout, Michael Patton thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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