PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Victor Blitzkof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes to the cage accompanied by Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. Blitzkof has chosen In The End as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Carolla
vs
Blitzkof

198 cm
37
201 lbs
38 - 34 - 0

188 cm
28
193 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 34 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Victor Blitzkof!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Leandro Rodrigues and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blitzkof sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Carolla lands a right hook to the body.
Carolla tries to close the distance and clinch but Blitzkof swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Carolla throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carolla misses with an uppercut.
Carolla slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Carolla tries to close the distance and clinch up but Blitzkof swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Carolla with a jab.
Carolla pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Blitzkof back to the cage. Carolla follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Carolla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Blitzkof misses with a head kick.
Blitzkof misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carolla thows a leg kick but Blitzkof checks it
and Blitzkof cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Carolla moves out of range as Blitzkof strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carolla throws a head kick but Blitzkof moves out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Carolla as he connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla throws a sloppy head kick and Blitzkof moves out of range easily.
Carolla looks to score with a jab to the body but Blitzkof is just out of range.
Carolla walks into a jab.
Carolla thows a left - swing and a miss!
Adam Carolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carolla throws a hook but Blitzkof avoids it easily.
A good leg kick by Carolla.
Victor Blitzkof is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Carolla throws a nice looking combination but Blitzkof bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Blitzkof takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Carolla looks to land a body kick but Blitzkof moved away.
Good standup being displayed there by Blitzkof as he connects with a hook.
Carolla tries to bum rush Blitzkof with a series of wild strikes but Blitzkof uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carolla scores with a punch to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Blitzkof. Carolla does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carolla throws a hook to the side of Blitzkof's head but Blitzkof sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blitzkof misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Blitzkof stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Carolla.
Carolla throws a jab when Blitzkof was well out of range.
Carolla catches Blitzkof with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fighters circling - Carolla throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That kick from Carolla tenderised Blitzkof's leg. Blitzkof is trying to keep his angry face on.
Carolla misses with the combination.
Carolla throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Carolla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Blitzkof.
Carolla lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Blitzkof pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Blitzkof misses the target.
Blitzkof moves away from the strike by Carolla.
Blitzkof throws a right hand that Carolla ducks under and follows up with a left that Carolla also avoids with ease.
Carolla loads up on a big right hand but Blitzkof slips the punch.
Carolla with a hook.
Carolla looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Carolla cracks Blitzkof with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Carolla connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Blitzkof swings for the body but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Blitzkof.
Carolla throws a shot from downtown. Blitzkof moves away and avoids it.
Carolla moves in looking to clinch but Blitzkof pushes him off.
Carolla misses with an uppercut.
Blitzkof ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carolla moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla dips to his left and cracks Blitzkof with an uppercut!
Carolla digs a good hook to Blitzkof's body.
Blitzkof connects with a single shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carolla looks to throw the jab but Blitzkof is out of range.
Carolla lands a jab to the head.
Blitzkof throws a leg kick but Carolla moved away.
Blitzkof displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Carolla throws out the jab.
Carolla is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Carolla misses with a takedown attempt - Blitzkof sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Carolla misses with a double jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blitzkof throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carolla.
Blitzkof moves out of range of the leg kick from Carolla.
Carolla lands a nice shot that snaps Blitzkof's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Carolla dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Carolla changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Carolla bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Carolla throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Blitzkof.
Carolla throws a body punch but Blitzkof moves out of range.
A jab from Carolla misses.
Carolla scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Blitzkof throws a looping overhand right but Carolla ducks down to avoid it.
Carolla avoids the body shot from Blitzkof.
Carolla catches Blitzkof with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Carolla tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Blitzkof paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Blitzkof.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Blitzkof in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Blitzkof misses with a wild combination.
Carolla throws a body punch but Blitzkof moves out of range.
Victor Blitzkof is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good shot there by Carolla.
Carolla lands a right hook to the body.
Carolla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carolla slips a straight right by Blitzkof.
Blitzkof stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Blitzkof wants it to stay on the feet.

Carolla moves into the clinch.
Blitzkof stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

Blitzkof breaks the clinch.
Blitzkof takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Blitzkof.
Blitzkof uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Carolla.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Carolla throws out the jab.
Blitzkof bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Carolla swinging wildly here.
Blitzkof tries a head kick but it misses.
Carolla throws a sloppy body shot
and Blitzkof counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Carolla misses with an uppercut. Blitzkof saw that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Carolla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blitzkof was well out of range. Poor timing from Carolla.
Carolla misses with a few strikes there.
Blitzkof lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Carolla backs up against the cage.
Carolla misses the shot to the body.
Carolla will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Carolla takes one to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof tests Carolla's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Carolla scores with a hook.
Carolla scores with the left hand. Blitzkof knows he should have avoided that one.
Carolla misses with a few strikes there.
Blitzkof misses with a two punch combination.
Carolla misses with a straight right.
Carolla moves into range and connects with a jab.
A jab lands there for Carolla.
Blitzkof throws a jab when Carolla was well out of range.
Blitzkof has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Carolla throws a nice looking combination but Blitzkof bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carolla lands a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof avoids the body shot from Carolla.
Carolla takes a jab right on the kisser.
Carolla fails to land with a series of punches.
Blitzkof works over Carolla's head and body with a nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Carolla misses.
Carolla throws a jab but it's blocked by Blitzkof.
Carolla misses with a lunging right hand
and Blitzkof counters with a solid body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Blitzkof misses the target.
Carolla bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Blitzkof's head.
Carolla dives in and grabs Blitzkof's left leg, looking for a takedown. Blitzkof pushes down on Carolla's head and hops out.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Carolla misses with a wild body shot.
Blitzkof scores with a nice right hand.
Carolla misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Adam Carolla will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Carolla misses with an uppercut.
Blitzkof slips under a jab from Carolla.
Carolla tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Carolla takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Carolla throws a hook but Blitzkof blocks it.
Blitzkof ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carolla moves away.
Blitzkof goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Carolla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A telegraphed right hand from Carolla misses the target.
A right-left combo lands from Carolla.
Blitzkof ducks under a wild hook from Carolla.
Blitzkof uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.
Carolla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blitzkof shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Adam Carolla is winning the standup battle so far.
Jab, jab by Blitzkof - just one landing.
Blitzkof ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Carolla throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Carolla.
Carolla misses with a hook. Blitzkof ducked under it nicely.
Carolla scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Blitzkof doesn't seem bothered though.
A jab from Blitzkof finds it's way through Carolla's defenses.
A left and a right from Carolla both land. Nice combination.
Carolla lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Blitzkof slips under a jab from Carolla.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab by Carolla.
Blitzkof takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carolla is looking to clinch.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Blitzkof.
Carolla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carolla scores with a head kick. Blitzkof tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Blitzkof throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carolla.
Adam Carolla is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A jab from Carolla misses.
A big right from Carolla misses.
Carolla dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Blitzkof. That did some damage!
Carolla scores with a crisp jab that stopped Blitzkof in his tracks.
Blitzkof tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carolla was well out of range. Poor timing from Blitzkof.
Carolla throws a right hand that Blitzkof ducks under and follows up with a left that Blitzkof also avoids with ease.
Carolla lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Blitzkof tries to land a front kick but Carolla steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Blitzkof.
Carolla lands a head shot.
Blitzkof takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Blitzkof fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Blitzkof defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Carolla.
Carolla looks to land a right hand but Blitzkof moved out of range.
Carolla throws a right hand that misses
and Blitzkof counters with a nice leg kick.
Carolla throws a big shot that misses.
Carolla takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Blitzkof dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Blitzkof misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carolla.
Blitzkof ducks under a wild hook from Carolla.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkof stalks Carolla and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Carolla's face. Carolla staggers backwards, shaken.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carolla misses with an attempted mid kick.
Carolla tries a head kick but it misses.
Sloppy strikes from Blitzkof. Those never looked like landing.
Carolla throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Carolla. Those never looked like landing.
A swing and a miss from Blitzkof.
Blitzkof keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Victor Blitzkof has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carolla misses with a series of wild punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blitzkof uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Carolla.
Carolla ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adam Carolla showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Carolla, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:27
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adam Carolla!
A relieved looking Adam Carolla thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.