PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Suck Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jon Doe told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Balls
vs
Doe

170 cm
18
170 lbs
1 - 1 - 1

170 cm
25
171 lbs
3 - 3 - 2

BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

CEC Nutrition Q160 & Loans

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Suck Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Jon Doe!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Doe has Balls up against the cage in a clinch.

Doe manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Doe has control of Balls's left arm, preventing Balls from doing any damage.
Balls wants to stand but Doe has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Balls won't allow Doe to get back to his feet.

Doe uses the cage to get back to his feet.

Doe looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Balls!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Doe wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Balls, who protects the arm well.
Balls stops Doe from passing to mount.
Balls tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Doe wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Doe lands some shots froms side control.
Balls wants to control but Doe postures up.

Doe goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Balls rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Doe's guard! Nice work there by Balls!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Doe escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Balls gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Doe looks winded!
Balls has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Doe is proving hard to escape from.
Balls forces his way into half guard.
Doe works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe has Balls pulled in close to control his posture.

Doe is looking for a triangle but Balls pushes his legs off easily.
Balls wants to get up but he can't break Doe's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Doe is adopting a defensive guard.
Doe looking to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Balls passes Doe's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Doe manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Balls decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Doe plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Balls closes the distance and clinches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Balls misses with a body kick.

Doe gets tackled into the cage by Balls. Balls maintains the clinch.

Doe gets control of Balls's arms and successfully pulls guard. Doe will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Balls stopping the sweep attempt from Doe.
Doe is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Doe is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Balls gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Doe shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Balls napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Doe gets to mount! Balls was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Balls can't escape the position.
Doe lands with some strikes.
Doe lands a big elbow.
Doe trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Doe controlling from the full mount.
Balls wants to control but Doe is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe with good strikes from the mount here!
Doe manages to capitalize on a mistake by Balls to take his back!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Doe is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Balls has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Doe is landing with strikes from the back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Doe is working hard for the rear naked choke here.

Doe is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Balls has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Balls trying to control the position but Doe manages to sink in the hooks.
Balls has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Doe.
Doe trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Balls is trying to break free.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe controlling the position well here. Balls rolled but Doe kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Balls staying busy and making it hard for Doe to control.

Doe working for the choke.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Balls rolls, trying to escape but Doe keeps control of the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Balls throws a head kick but Doe moves out of range.

Doe looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Balls!
Doe lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Balls down.
Doe slows the pace down.
Balls is trying to control Doe's posture but Doe avoids it.
Doe takes a little break here. Balls wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Doe trying to control the action but Balls is working from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls tries to buck Doe off but Doe is having none of it.
Doe wants to control but Balls is keeping him busy.
Balls is trying to control Doe's posture but Doe avoids it.

Doe is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Balls knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls is looking to regain half guard here but Doe keeps moving and retains side control.
Suck Balls has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doe landing a few strikes.
Balls throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.

Doe is trying to get an arm triangle but Balls is defending well.
Doe is looking to take a break and control but Balls is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls wants to control but Doe postures up.
Doe wants to lay and pray for a moment but Balls keeps working.
Balls tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Doe presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
BOOM! Doe connects with a massive shot to the dome!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Balls tries to reverse the position but Doe maintains control.
Balls on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Balls tries to get out of the position.
Balls is just holding on here. Doe manages to take his back.
What can Balls do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!

Doe is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Balls won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Doe off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jon Doe!