PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yolo Swag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Willy Pincher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Willy Pincher was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Swag
vs
Pincher

185 cm
25
168 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

195 cm
25
180 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yolo Swag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Willy Pincher!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swag misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Swag closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Pincher controlling the position well.
Swag misses with a head shot. Pincher uses the momentum to regain guard.
Swag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Swag stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Pincher swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Swag is looking to work some ground and pound but Pincher has wrist control.
Swag showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Pincher keeping moving, preventing Swag from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swag wanted to stand there but Pincher had control of the position.
Swag is looking to work some ground and pound but Pincher has wrist control.
Swag has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Swag's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Pincher working for a triangle but Swag defends it easily.
Pincher looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Swag trying to control but Pincher is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Swag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Swag throws a strike but Pincher rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Swag wants to stand up but Pincher is controlling him.
Swag on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Swag tries to get out of the position.
Pincher throwing strikes from guard but Swag blocks nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Swag is looking to stand up but Pincher isn't so interested in that idea.
Pincher trying to control but Swag is working from the bottom.
Pincher pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Swag is keeping the position for now.
Pincher's corner is telling him to maintain position.

Willy Pincher has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Swag has Pincher up against the cage in a clinch.

Pincher drags the fight down to the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swag trying to control but Pincher is working from the bottom.
Swag with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pincher avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pincher is adopting a defensive guard.
Swag postures up in Pincher's guard and throws a big left but Pincher blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Swag wants to pass the guard but Pincher is keeping the position.
Pincher not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Pincher working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Swag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Swag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yolo Swag dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Swag falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pincher counters with a nice body kick.
Swag looks to clinch
and Pincher counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Swag throws a left and a right that both miss

and Pincher counters with a single leg into guard. Swag didn't expect that.

Pincher gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Swag fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Swag tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pincher paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pincher misses with a head kick.
Swag misses with a takedown attempt - Pincher sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pincher takes one to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Swag moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Willy Pincher has been cut.

Pincher clinches up with Swag and pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Swag manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pincher passes Swag's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Pincher keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Swag knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Pincher on the ground.

Pincher is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Swag sees it coming and defends easily.
Swag tries to kick Pincher off but Pincher keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Pincher stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Swag to get to his feet.
Swag throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pincher counters with a big head kick but Swag shrugs it off.
Swag shoots in and drives through. Pincher sprawls well.
Yolo Swag is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pincher fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Swag avoids it really well and circles away.
Pincher feints a jab promting Swag to slip. Pincher then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Swag slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pincher fails with an attempt to clinch.

Pincher shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Swag napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Swag wants to get back to his feet but Pincher drags him back down.
Pincher just content to control the position.

Pincher is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Swag looks calm but he's in trouble here. Pincher gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Swag is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Pincher lets go of the hold and Swag can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Willy Pincher!
An out of breath Willy Pincher thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.