PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifrous Satanous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coolio Paradise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coolio Paradise has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lucifrous Satanous's chin.

Satanous
vs
Paradise

184 cm
24
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
233 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lucifrous Satanous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Coolio Paradise!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paradise tries for a takedown but Satanous circles away easily

and Satanous counters with a single leg into guard. Paradise didn't expect that.

Paradise is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Satanous not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Satanous got a little sloppy there for a moment and Paradise has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Satanous has managed to get both his arms back between Paradise's legs - danger averted.
Satanous tries to free his leg and advance position but Paradise is retaining full guard.
Satanous is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Paradise looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Satanous with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Paradise keeping full guard, as Satanous tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Paradise is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Satanous defends well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanous slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Paradise should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Paradise is looking for a triangle but Satanous pushes his legs off easily.
Satanous has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Satanous pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paradise is keeping the position for now.

Paradise working for a triangle but Satanous defends it easily.
Satanous sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Paradise looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Satanous slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Lucifrous Satanous wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Paradise misses with a takedown attempt

and Satanous decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Paradise's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Satanous slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Paradise has eaten all the pies!
Satanous postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanous is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Satanous pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paradise is keeping the position for now.
Satanous is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Satanous passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Paradise tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Paradise is trying to control Satanous's posture but Satanous avoids it.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Paradise is trying to improve his position.
Satanous advances to mount.
Paradise is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satanous sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Satanous seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Paradise for as long as he can get away with.
Satanous avoids the attempt from Paradise to control.
Paradise regains half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Paradise is pressing down on Satanous's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Paradise throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Satanous escapes and throws Paradise's legs to the side, diving into side control!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paradise is trying to work for a sweep but Satanous has mounted him!
Paradise takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifrous Satanous dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Paradise has his takedown stuffed

so Satanous counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Paradise preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Satanous looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Paradise is trying to keep Satanous in close.
Satanous is stalling in the full guard.

Paradise working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Satanous has passed into half guard!
Lucifrous Satanous overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Paradise wants to control but Satanous is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanous with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Paradise is trying to maintain the position but Satanous is very close to passing his half guard.
Satanous stalling.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A jab from Satanous misses.

Satanous gets a clinch.
Paradise tries to pull guard but Satanous forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Paradise is working for takedown but Satanous is calmly controlling the position for now.
Lucifrous Satanous has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Coolio Paradise.
Paradise is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paradise is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Satanous gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Paradise jumps guard but Satanous stands there with Paradise around his waist. Paradise gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Paradise tries for a takedown but Satanous manages to get underhooks.
Paradise is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Paradise is breathing heavily.

Satanous gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Paradise trying to control from the bottom.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Paradise looking for submissions off his back.
Satanous not doing much here.
Satanous is looking to advance position but Paradise won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanous is controlling the pace.

Lucifrous Satanous has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Satanous's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Satanous duly obliges.
Paradise misses with a takedown attempt

and Satanous counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Paradise's guard now.
Satanous sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Satanous landing some decent shots from guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Satanous won't allow Paradise to sweep him here.

Paradise is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Satanous is aware though and is defending well.

Paradise looking for a guillotine here but Satanous defends easily.
Satanous controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Satanous pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paradise is keeping the position for now.

Paradise working for a triangle but Satanous defends it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Paradise is trying to keep Satanous in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifrous Satanous dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Paradise has his takedown stuffed

and Satanous counters with a shoot takedown. Paradise fights it but they end up in guard.
Satanous preventing the sweep.
Satanous sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Paradise has his foot on Satanous's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Satanous works his way back into a safe position though.
Satanous pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paradise is keeping the position for now.
Satanous showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Satanous pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paradise is keeping the position for now.

Paradise is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Satanous is aware though and is defending well.

Paradise has his foot on Satanous's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Satanous works his way back into a safe position though.
Paradise takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paradise keeping full guard, as Satanous tries to pass.
Satanous controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Paradise trying to keep a closed guard but Satanous is proving a slippery customer.
Satanous is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Lucifrous Satanous has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.

Satanous closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Paradise quickly recovers to half guard.
Satanous sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Paradise is looking to get back to full guard here but Satanous has managed to pass to side control instead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee asks Satanous politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Satanous prefers to stall for the moment though.
The strikes coming from Satanous are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Paradise gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Satanous thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Paradise is looking to improve his position.
Satanous is looking to advance position but Paradise won't allow it.
Satanous controlling the action here.

Paradise actively working from the bottom here.
Satanous keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paradise tries to get to full guard but Satanous has control of the leg.
Paradise wants to control the action here but instead Satanous manages to pass to full mount!
Paradise is desperately trying to improve his position but Satanous has a good base and remains in mount.
Satanous lands a big shot there that rocks Paradise but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
BOOM! Satanous connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Paradise keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Satanous sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Satanous breaks from Paradise's wrist control and lands an elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paradise sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Well, if Satanous is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Paradise is trying to get back to full guard.
Satanous is controlling the pace.

Paradise looking for submissions off his back.
Coolio Paradise has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Satanous is controlling the pace.
Lucifrous Satanous is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Paradise moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lucifrous Satanous showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Satanous has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lucifrous Satanous!