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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vincent Quitoriano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweatpants has chosen Earl - Earl Sweatshirt as his entrance music. Vincent Quitoriano could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Earl Sweatpants's chin.
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158 lbs
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160 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter fighter
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vincent Quitoriano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweatpants fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Quitoriano, pushing him back against the cage.
Sweatpants breaks from the clinch.
Quitoriano blocks a jab.
Sweatpants throws a series of punches but Quitoriano moves out of range.
Quitoriano throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Sweatpants was covering up waiting for the punch and Quitoriano finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Quitoriano sitting in guard here, content to control.
Quitoriano stands up from guard. Let's bang!
A combination from Quitoriano does no damage.
Quitoriano blocks a head kick by Sweatpants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweatpants gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sweatpants wants to stand but Quitoriano is controlling the position.
Quitoriano stands up from Sweatpants's guard - Quitoriano perhaps looking for a knockout.
Sweatpants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Quitoriano at a distance.
Sweatpants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sweatpants throws a looping overhand right but Quitoriano ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quitoriano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Quitoriano keeps the fight on the outside.
Sweatpants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Quitoriano shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sweatpants but Sweatpants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sweatpants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sweatpants. Quitoriano does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sweatpants misses with a jab, cross combination.
Quitoriano uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sweatpants.
Quitoriano lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sweatpants circles away quickly and effectively.
Sweatpants tries a head kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quitoriano shoots for a double leg takedown but Sweatpants sprawls well. He's pushed Quitoriano's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Quitoriano really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sweatpants looks to land a left hand but Quitoriano moved out of range nicely.
Sweatpants misses the jab.
Quitoriano fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Sweatpants to the ground. Quitoriano is now in Sweatpants's guard.
Quitoriano trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Quitoriano throws a big elbow that misses.
Quitoriano wants to pass the guard but Sweatpants is keeping the position.
Quitoriano is working hard here to advance position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quitoriano stands up from Sweatpants's guard - Quitoriano perhaps looking for a knockout.
Sweatpants lands with a kick to the temple. Quitoriano shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Quitoriano throws a leg kick but Sweatpants checks it.
Sweatpants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sweatpants is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sweatpants throws a head kick that misses.
Quitoriano avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vincent Quitoriano dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Quitoriano shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sweatpants but Sweatpants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sweatpants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Quitoriano moves away.
Quitoriano darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Quitoriano thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Quitoriano decides to stand and escape the position.
Sweatpants tries to close the distance and clinch but Quitoriano swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweatpants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Sweatpants misses with a head kick.
Quitoriano defending well as Sweatpants loads up on a big left hand.
A head kick misses from Sweatpants.
Sweatpants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quitoriano moves out of range of the leg kick from Sweatpants.
Quitoriano shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Sweatpants is trying to defend but Quitoriano finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Quitoriano not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quitoriano is taking a breather. Sweatpants says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Quitoriano postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Sweatpants to stand up.
Quitoriano tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sweatpants misses the body punch
and Quitoriano counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quitoriano is working for a submission of some sort.
Quitoriano is trying to work for a kimura but Sweatpants is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
It looks like Quitoriano is going to stand back up.
Quitoriano seems to be looking for submissions.
Quitoriano sitting and controlling from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quitoriano wants to work for an arm triangle but Sweatpants is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Quitoriano takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sweatpants makes his way to full guard, as Quitoriano worked for a kimura.
Quitoriano trying to control but Sweatpants is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vincent Quitoriano dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Quitoriano feints and as Sweatpants raises his hands in defense, Quitoriano changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Quitoriano has gone for a leg lock! Sweatpants slips out almost immediately though and dives into Quitoriano's guard.
Quitoriano manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Sweatpants manages to get himself to full guard.
Quitoriano drops back looking for a leg! Sweatpants is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Sweatpants manages to kick Quitoriano off! Quitoriano jumps back into Sweatpants's guard.
Quitoriano gets to his feet - Sweatpants follows without any prompting.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweatpants with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sweatpants misses with a body shot.
Sweatpants throws the left hand but Quitoriano avoids the punch easily.
Quitoriano will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Earl Sweatpants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sweatpants looks to land a left hand but Quitoriano moved out of range nicely.
Quitoriano fails with a takedown attempt.
Sweatpants closes the distance and pushes Quitoriano back into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quitoriano fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vincent Quitoriano. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Quitoriano is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sweatpants gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Quitoriano is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Sweatpants to keep the fight standing.
Sweatpants tries to break free but Quitoriano pushes him back against the cage.
Sweatpants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Quitoriano is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sweatpants pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sweatpants pressing his opponent against the cage.
Sweatpants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sweatpants throws a head kick but Quitoriano moves out of range.
Quitoriano drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quitoriano is looking to take a break and control but Sweatpants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
A lull in the action here as Quitoriano stalls from top position.
Quitoriano tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sweatpants being controlled for a moment.
Vincent Quitoriano is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Quitoriano tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Vincent Quitoriano showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Quitoriano, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vincent Quitoriano!
A very excited looking Vincent Quitoriano made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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