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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jake Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Suck Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suck Balls looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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170 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake Snake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Suck Balls!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Eliza Hachem and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snake lands with a kick to the temple. Balls shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Snake forces Balls back against the cage and clinches.
Snake has had enough of the clinch but Balls keeps him there for the moment.
Snake struggles to land a body shot inside as Balls controls his hands.
Balls is fighting off a takedown attempt but Snake is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Balls to the mat. Balls regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Snake trying to control the position from guard on top but Balls is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Balls has momentary wrist control but Snake slips an elbow through the middle.
Snake trying to control but Balls is working from the bottom.
Snake postures up.
Snake being controlled here momentarily.
Snake wants to control from the top but Balls keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jake Snake has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Snake closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Balls quickly recovers to half guard.
Snake is working for a submission of some sort.
Snake is breathing heavily.
Balls trying to control here.
Balls is looking to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Balls can do anything to dispel that myth.
Balls wants to get back to full guard.
Balls is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Jake Snake wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Balls throws a nice outside leg kick.
Snake shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Balls is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls wants to control but Snake is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Balls blocking the ground and pound attempt from Snake.
Balls wants to get back to full guard.
Balls is positioning himself well to prevent Snake advancing to mount.
Balls regains full guard. Nicely done.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls keeping full guard, as Snake tries to pass.
Balls not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Suck Balls.
Balls looking to land some kicks to the body here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Balls bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Snake moves out of range as Balls throws a body kick.
Balls pushes Snake up against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake Snake dominated that round.
That's time! Snake's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Balls shoots in and bounces Snake off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Snake looking to hit a scissor sweep but Balls is one step ahead there.
Balls wants to stand and escape but instead Snake has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snake wanted to stand there but Balls had control of the position.
Balls is looking to stand up but Snake isn't so interested in that idea.
Balls keeping moving, preventing Snake from controlling successfully.
Balls trying to control the position.
Balls seems keen to control Snake's posture.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Balls tries to land a front kick but Snake steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jake Snake is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Snake closes the distance and pushes Balls back into the cage.
Balls jumps guard and drags Snake to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Balls working a defensive guard here.
Snake tries to stand but Balls is controlling from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snake postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Balls is pulling down on Snake's head. It's preventing any offense from Snake, at least for the moment.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Suck Balls.
Snake gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Balls to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Balls gets to his feet - Snake follows without any prompting.
Balls shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls trying to control the position from guard on top but Snake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Snake is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Balls trying to control but Snake is working from the bottom.
Balls wants to stand but Snake has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Suck Balls hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Balls clinches with his opponent.
Balls slowing the pace effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Suck Balls showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Balls moves into the clinch successfully.
Snake wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Balls trying to control the position but instead, Snake has worked for underhooks and has pushed Balls into the cage.
Balls prevents Snake from breaking the clinch.
Snake tries to land knees in the clinch but Balls avoids the damage to the body.
Snake has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Balls regains guard immediately.
Balls throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Balls working a defensive guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snake is pushing down on Balls's leg trying to pass to half guard. Balls is fighting to maintain full guard but Snake has managed to sneak the leg through.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Balls is looking to control Snake's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Balls avoid being mounted?
Snake not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Balls is holding on to half guard well.
Snake thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Balls is pressing down on Snake's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Balls keeping moving, preventing Snake from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls trying to control the position.
Balls is adopting a defensive guard.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Suck Balls hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Balls tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Snake slaps away a takedown attempt from Balls, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Snake closes the distance and pushes Balls back into the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Snake scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Snake is taking a breather. Balls says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Balls is refusing to be controlled, as Snake sits in half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Balls trying to control here.
Jake Snake has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Snake tries to keep at a distance but Balls has taken the fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Balls manages to break the clinch.
Snake drives through with a takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Balls is trying to control the position but Snake postures up.
Balls has a closed guard, preventing Snake from standing up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Snake is fighting to break Balls's control of his arms but Balls is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Snake showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Snake has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 29:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake Snake!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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