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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zack Skyshriek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skyshriek comes to the cage accompanied by Moonlight Sonata. Viagra has chosen do it as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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162 lbs
17 - 7 - 2 |
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165 lbs
24 - 11 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 2, fighting out of London, Zack Skyshriek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Atkins and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skyshriek buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Skyshriek leaves Viagra with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Viagra takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Some wild striking there from Viagra.
Skyshriek shoots in but Viagra avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Viagra tries to clinch there but Skyshriek circles away.
Skyshriek on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Viagra missing with a left hand there. Skyshriek was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Viagra misses with a body kick.
Viagra fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Skyshriek is out of range.
Viagra tries to close the distance and clinch up but Skyshriek swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Skyshriek throws a body punch but Viagra moves out of range.
Viagra is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Skyshriek.
Jab from Viagra.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Viagra wants to take a breather but Skyshriek is having none of it.
Viagra is pressing down on Skyshriek's thigh, looking to free his foot. Skyshriek is holding on for now.
Viagra stalling away here and it's allowed Skyshriek to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Skyshriek avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Skyshriek looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Viagra won't allow Skyshriek to sweep him here.
Skyshriek looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Viagra postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Viagra has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra trying to control but Skyshriek is working from the bottom.
Viagra stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Skyshriek swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Viagra accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Viagra sitting in guard here, content to control.
Viagra throws an elbow that misses. Skyshriek uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Viagra's guard. Nice move by Skyshriek!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Skyshriek trying to control the position from guard on top but Viagra is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Skyshriek gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Viagra wants to improve his position but instead Skyshriek has moved into half guard.
Viagra makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Viagra.
Skyshriek is working Viagra over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Viagra wants to get back to his feet but Skyshriek is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Skyshriek wants to control from the top but Viagra keeps moving.
Skyshriek landing some decent shots from guard.
Viagra has an active guard here but Skyshriek has managed to pass into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is staying active underneath Skyshriek, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Viagra is looking to control Skyshriek's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Viagra avoid being mounted?
Skyshriek lands strikes from half guard.
Viagra is trying to control but can't.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Skyshriek is looking to take a break and control but Viagra is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Viagra is trying to get back to full guard.
Viagra trying to control from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Viagra tries to get to full guard but Skyshriek has control of the leg.
Skyshriek with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Viagra lands a head shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Emilio Viagra dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Skyshriek misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Viagra looks for a takedown but Skyshriek sprawls well.
Viagra throws a shot from downtown. Skyshriek moves away and avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Viagra.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Skyshriek.
Zack Skyshriek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skyshriek swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Skyshriek misses the shot to the body.
Skyshriek sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Viagra looks to score with a jab to the body but Skyshriek is just out of range.
Viagra moves into range and connects with a jab.
Viagra fails with a takedown attempt.
Skyshriek throws a sloppy head kick and Viagra moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skyshriek scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Viagra doesn't seem bothered though.
Viagra doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Skyshriek pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Skyshriek fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Viagra manages to avoid it.
Skyshriek lands a head kick. Viagra smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Zack Skyshriek is winning the standup battle so far.
Skyshriek catches Viagra with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Viagra tries to work over Skyshriek's front leg with a kick but Skyshriek checks it.
Skyshriek throws a head kick but Viagra moves out of range.
Skyshriek is looking to wear down Viagra with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Viagra ducks under a wild hook from Skyshriek.
Skyshriek on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Skyshriek misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Viagra.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Viagra shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Skyshriek pinned against the cage. Skyshriek gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Zack Skyshriek has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Emilio Viagra.
Skyshriek throws a head kick but Viagra moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Skyshriek finds it's way through Viagra's defenses.
Viagra doesn't manage to clinch there - Skyshriek circles away.
A head kick from Skyshriek lands but Viagra takes it in his stride.
Viagra is rocked!
Skyshriek walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Skyshriek lands with a kick to the temple. Viagra shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Viagra is still on wobbly legs! Can Skyshriek finish him?
Viagra tries to get into range but Skyshriek steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Viagra! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Skyshriek scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zack Skyshriek!
During a confident post fight interview, Zack Skyshriek thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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