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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slide (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Forest Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slide comes to the cage accompanied by Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People. Forest Gump has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kimbo Slide's chin.
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276 lbs
16 - 11 - 0 |
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200 cm
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275 lbs
29 - 13 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kimbo Slide!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Forest Gump!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slide throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slide takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Gump listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slide scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Slide tries for a kimura but Gump is defending well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slide lands a few punches from side control.
Slide goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Gump has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Slide but great work by Gump.
Slide gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Gump throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Slide because Gump loaded up on that one.
Slide can't escape the position.
Slide is working hard here to advance position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slide tries to hold on but Gump postures up.
Slide is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slide avoids a series of strikes thrown by Gump.
Gump avoids the attempt from Slide to control.
Slide is in all sorts of trouble here.
Gump trying to control but Slide is having none of it.
Slide tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Gump thowing shots but they're missing.
Slide is looking to get to half guard.
Slide tries to hold on but Gump pushes him away.
Gump takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Slide tries to reverse the position but Gump maintains control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slide slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Gump is controlling the pace.
Gump stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Slide to get to his feet.
Gump lands with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slide tried to score with a low kick but Gump checks it.
Forest Gump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gump lands a jab.
Gump scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slide in his tracks.
Gump lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slide at a distance.
Gump misses with a body shot.
Gump pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slide fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Gump throws a right and a left that Slide avoids nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gump throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Slide closes the distance and clinches up with Gump, looking for a takedown. Slide pushes Gump against the cage but Gump circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Slide shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Gump misses with a straight left.
Slide takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Gump stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kimbo Slide. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slide is breathing heavily.
Slide gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gump lands a big uppercut and Slide crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Slide looks OK. Gump waves Slide back to his feet!
Slide is rocked!
Slide checks a low kick from Gump.
Oh Slide is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slide misses with the combination.
Slide seems to have got his legs back now.
Some bone on bone action there as Slide checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Gump misses with a body kick.
Slide moves out of range as Gump strikes.
Slide fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Gump avoids it really well and circles away.
Nice cross by Gump.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooooh!!! Gump has knocked Slide down with a huge combo! Gump steps away and waves a wobbly Slide back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Gump! Slide is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Forest Gump!
Forest Gump very nearly forgot to thank Sex Panther Supplements amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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