PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ultimate Warrior Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coolio Paradise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Warrior Jr's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I'm On Everything . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Warrior Jr
vs
Paradise

225 cm
18
289 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
233 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ultimate Warrior Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Coolio Paradise!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warrior Jr throws a series of punches but Paradise moves out of range.
A cross from Warrior Jr lands.
Warrior Jr slaps away a takedown attempt from Paradise, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Paradise looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Paradise passes Warrior Jr's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Warrior Jr really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Paradise is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Warrior Jr is just riding it out for now. Paradise eventually gives up the hold.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Warrior Jr is looking to escape.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Paradise has eaten all the pies!

Paradise seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Warrior Jr is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Coolio Paradise!