|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mighty Shlong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Candy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
 |
|
 |
| 225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
|
225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
|
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Mighty Shlong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John Candy!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Candy.
Shlong tries to bum rush Candy with a series of wild strikes but Candy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shlong misses with a wild combination.
Shlong throws a nice looking combination but Candy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mighty Shlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice sprawl there from Shlong as Candy shoots in.
Shlong misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Candy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like Mighty Shlong has been cut.
Candy rushes Shlong and presses him up against the cage.
Shlong tries to land knees in the clinch but Candy avoids the damage to the body.
Shlong with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Shlong breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Shlong throws a left and a right that both miss
and Candy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Candy is working for takedown but Shlong is calmly controlling the position for now.
Mighty Shlong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Candy.
Candy jumps guard and drags Shlong to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Shlong throwing strikes from guard but Candy blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Candy trying to control the position here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Candy working a defensive guard here.
Candy striking off his back but it's not causing Shlong any problems.
Shlong preventing the sweep.
Shlong has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Candy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Candy pulls Shlong in close to prevent any damage.
Candy is trying to control the position but Shlong postures up.
Candy pulls Shlong in close to prevent any damage.
Shlong throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Shlong swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Candy counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Shlong's guard now.
Shlong knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Candy on the ground.
Shlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Shlong, not yet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Candy wants to pass the guard but Shlong is keeping the position.
Shlong is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Shlong is breathing heavily.
Shlong utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Candy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Shlong is looking to stand up but Candy isn't so interested in that idea.
Shlong keeping moving, preventing Candy from controlling successfully.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Candy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Shlong swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Candy counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Shlong is striking from the bottom but Candy uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Shlong looks like he's trying to stand up.
Candy is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Shlong is just riding it out for now. Candy eventually gives up the hold.
Shlong tries to kick Candy off but Candy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Shlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Candy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shlong wants to improve his position but Candy is controlling well.
Candy works his way into full mount!
Candy controlling the pace for now.
Candy postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Shlong looks a forlorn figure.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Candy sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The referee warns Shlong that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Candy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mighty Shlong's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Shlong swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Candy counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Candy showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Candy trying to control the position from guard on top but Shlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Candy won't allow Shlong to sweep him here.
Candy passes Shlong's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Shlong is looking for a sweep. Candy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Shlong strikes from the bottom but Candy uses the opportunity to move to side control.
Candy stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Candy gets the takedown into side control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Shlong is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Candy off and has taken his back!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Candy surviving as best he can, preventing damage.
Shlong is not going to allow Candy to sit and survive in this position.
Shlong is throwing strikes by Candy counters by rolling into a better position. After a scramble, Candy regains half guard.
Shlong trying to mount his opponent but Candy defends it.
Candy is trying to maintain the position but Shlong is very close to passing his half guard.
Candy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Shlong.
Candy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Shlong working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Candy uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Candy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Shlong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Candy blocks it with crossed arms.
Candy wants to stall.
Candy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Candy is working for takedown but Shlong is calmly controlling the position for now.
Shlong wants to break the clinch but can't.
Candy drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mighty Shlong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Candy.
Candy drags the fight down to the ground.
Candy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Candy is on top in guard.
Shlong has momentary wrist control but Candy slips an elbow through the middle.
Candy trying to control but Shlong is working from the bottom.
Candy won't allow Shlong to sweep him here.
Candy wants to control from the top but Shlong keeps moving.
Candy stands and throws Shlong's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Candy stands up and beckons Shlong to his feet.
Shlong throws a combination that misses
and Candy counters by moving into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shlong is pressed up against the cage. Candy has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Shlong down to the mat. Shlong avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Candy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Candy closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Shlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Shlong is looking to escape.
Shlong tries to roll over but Candy keeps him under control.
Candy is trying to control the action in half guard but Shlong is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Candy blocks the strikes from Shlong.
Candy prevents Shlong from improving his position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Shlong throws a left and a right that both miss
and Candy counters with a two punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Candy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mighty Shlong's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Shlong swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Candy counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Shlong!
Shlong is looking to get to half guard.
Candy putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Shlong is trying desperately to improve position.
Candy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Shlong tries to improve his position but instead Candy has taken his back!
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Candy's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Candy is hanging on to Shlong's back as he tries to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shlong is working hard here to advance position.
Candy is cranking Shlong's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Shlong! He's tightened the choke and Shlong is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). John Candy!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
