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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between French Toast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muay Thai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toast's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, EAZY-E - Real Muthaphuckkin' G's. Thai comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Town Called Malice kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Muay Thai is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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250 lbs
16 - 4 - 0 |
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191 cm
26
249 lbs
20 - 10 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, French Toast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Muay Thai!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toast with a jab.
It looks like Muay Thai has been cut.
Thai fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Toast is out of range.
Toast swings widly with a right hand
letting Thai counter with a right hand.
It looks like French Toast has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toast misses with a lunging right hand
and Thai makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Thai drops his hands momentarily and Toast takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Thai scores with a push kick.
Toast throws the left hand but Thai avoids the punch easily.
Toast misses with a few strikes there.
Toast shoots in but Thai avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Thai takes a swing at Toast's ribcage but misses.
Thai lands a big uppercut and Toast crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Toast looks OK. Thai waves Toast back to his feet!
Toast ducks under a wild hook from Thai.
Toast throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toast gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Thai gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Muay Thai!
Our winner, Muay Thai, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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