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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Albert Hitchenfrog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roy Keane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keane has chosen Misfits - Skulls as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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169 lbs
15 - 10 - 1 |
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186 cm
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180 lbs
16 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Albert Hitchenfrog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Roy Keane!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keane tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hitchenfrog paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hitchenfrog tries to clinch but Keane is having none of it.
Hitchenfrog checks a low kick from Keane.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hitchenfrog looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Keane attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hitchenfrog ducks under a wild hook from Keane.
Hitchenfrog has taken the fight to the clinch.
Keane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hitchenfrog is defending well for now.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Keane tries to land a knee to the head but Hitchenfrog blocks with his arms.
Keane wants to stall.
Hitchenfrog avoiding damage as Keane throws knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog blocks an elbow strike.
Keane is stalling here.
Hitchenfrog on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Keane stalling in the clinch but Hitchenfrog improves position.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog scores a nice knee to the body.
Keane looks winded!
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Hitchenfrog misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keane.
Hitchenfrog looking to throw knees to the head but Keane is blocking nicely.
Hitchenfrog tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Keane is trying to stall.
Keane trying to land knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Keane in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitchenfrog with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Keane avoids it.
Keane scores with a knee to the head.
Keane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog managing to block the knees to the body from Keane.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the head but Keane blocks with his arms.
Hitchenfrog avoiding damage as Keane throws knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keane.
Hitchenfrog using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Keane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Keane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Keane avoids it.
Keane looking to stall.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Keane avoids it.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hitchenfrog misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keane.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Hitchenfrog throws a knee to the head but misses.
Keane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog avoids the elbow strike from Keane, against the cage.
Keane using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hitchenfrog has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Keane takes a knee to the side of the body.
Hitchenfrog misses with a knee to the head.
Keane scores a nice knee to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keane missing with knees to the body.
Keane lands a knee to the head.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
Hitchenfrog manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
Keane missing with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog avoids a wild elbow strike from Keane.
Keane tries a knee to the head but Hitchenfrog blocks it.
Hitchenfrog misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keane.
Hitchenfrog unloads a knee to the mid-section. Keane lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hitchenfrog misses with a knee to the head.
Keane throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog lands a knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Keane blocks it with crossed arms.
Hitchenfrog utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hitchenfrog with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Keane looking to throw knees to the head but Hitchenfrog is blocking nicely.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Keane throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Keane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the head but Keane blocks with his arms.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Keane connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like Albert Hitchenfrog has been cut.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the head but Keane blocks with his arms.
Hitchenfrog taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Albert Hitchenfrog dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Albert Hitchenfrog's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Keane buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hitchenfrog has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
Keane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Keane misses with a knee strike.
Hitchenfrog working Keane over with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
Keane wants to stall.
Hitchenfrog with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hitchenfrog connects with a nasty looking knee right to Keane's face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Keane avoiding damage as Hitchenfrog throws knees to the body.
Keane looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keane is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Keane is breathing heavily.
Hitchenfrog landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Keane with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Keane misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hitchenfrog.
Hitchenfrog lands a nice knee to the body.
Hitchenfrog misses with a knee strike.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hitchenfrog avoiding damage as Keane throws knees to the body.
Keane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hitchenfrog is defending well for now.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hitchenfrog obliges.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Keane avoids it.
Knees to the body from Hitchenfrog.
Keane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Keane looking to slow down the pace here.
Hitchenfrog looking to throw knees to the head but Keane is blocking nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hitchenfrog is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Keane throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hitchenfrog blocks it with crossed arms.
Hitchenfrog crunches a lovely knee into Keane's ribcage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Hitchenfrog.
Hitchenfrog using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Keane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hitchenfrog misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keane.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Keane throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Keane connects with a knee to the head.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hitchenfrog tries a knee to the head but Keane blocks it.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Keane avoiding damage as Hitchenfrog throws knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog misses with a knee strike.
Keane tries to land knees in the clinch but Hitchenfrog avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog is struggling to control the position.
Hitchenfrog with a knee to the head.
Keane managing to block the knees to the body from Hitchenfrog.
Keane misses with a knee strike.
Hitchenfrog crunches a lovely knee into Keane's ribcage.
Keane looking to stall.
Hitchenfrog misses with a knee to the head.
Keane using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hitchenfrog has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Albert Hitchenfrog has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
Hitchenfrog landing knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog lands a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog connects with a nasty looking knee right to Keane's face.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Keane pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog lands a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Keane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hitchenfrog avoids it.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog missing with knees to the body.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog blocks an elbow strike.
Keane controlling the action here for a moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hitchenfrog landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Keane managing to block the knees to the body from Hitchenfrog.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Albert Hitchenfrog dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Albert Hitchenfrog's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Hitchenfrog walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Keane throws a leg kick
and Hitchenfrog holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Keane putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hitchenfrog in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Keane with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Keane misses with a knee to the head.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Keane obliges.
Hitchenfrog blocks an elbow strike.
Keane stalling against the cage.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keane.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Keane managing to block the knees to the body from Hitchenfrog.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitchenfrog is trying to stall.
Hitchenfrog throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Keane blocks it with crossed arms.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Keane is looking to control Hitchenfrog's arms but Hitchenfrog gets an underhook and turns him. Now Keane has his back to the cage.
Keane is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Keane throws an elbow but misses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Keane content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Keane as Hitchenfrog tries to tie him up.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Keane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Keane has Hitchenfrog pressed against the cage.
Hitchenfrog utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Hitchenfrog scores a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog landing knees to the head.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Keane misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hitchenfrog.
Keane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Keane avoiding damage as Hitchenfrog throws knees to the body.
Keane looking to stall.
Keane tries a knee to the head but Hitchenfrog blocks it.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog avoiding damage as Keane throws knees to the body.
Keane takes a knee right on the jaw!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Keane holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the head but Keane blocks with his arms.
Keane managing to block the knees to the body from Hitchenfrog.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog misses with a knee strike.
Hitchenfrog putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Keane in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Keane managing to block the knees to the body from Hitchenfrog.
Hitchenfrog tries to land knees in the clinch but Keane avoids the damage to the body.
Hitchenfrog looking to throw knees to the head but Keane is blocking nicely.
Keane misses with a knee strike.
Hitchenfrog trying to land knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keane is defending well for now.
Keane misses with a knee to the head.
Hitchenfrog crunches a lovely knee into Keane's ribcage.
Nice elbow from Keane.
Hitchenfrog working Keane over with knees to the body.
Hitchenfrog trying to stall but Keane improves his position.
Keane just leaning against Hitchenfrog, taking a breather.
Keane throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hitchenfrog blocks it with crossed arms.
Keane is trying to stall.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitchenfrog on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hitchenfrog obliges.
Keane crunches a lovely knee into Hitchenfrog's ribcage.
Hitchenfrog's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Hitchenfrog tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Keane avoids it.
Roy Keane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hitchenfrog lands a nice knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitchenfrog landing knees to the head.
Keane tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hitchenfrog letting Keane take a breather here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hitchenfrog has Keane pushed against the cage.
Keane with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Albert Hitchenfrog.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hitchenfrog, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Albert Hitchenfrog!
After winning the bout, Albert Hitchenfrog thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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