PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Roger Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ping Pong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ping Pong has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Parker
vs
Pong

170 cm
30
145 lbs
15 - 12 - 1

178 cm
23
147 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ping Pong!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yuuki Gou and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pong keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Parker throws a hook but Pong avoids it easily.
Parker misses with a looping right.
Parker throws a head kick that Pong semi-blocks.
Parker on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Parker fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pong, pushing him back against the ropes.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker has Pong pressed against the ropes, preventing Pong from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pong blocks an uppercut.
Pong tries to break free but Parker pushes him back against the ropes.
Come on Parker - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Pong looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Still in the clinch, Parker scores with a nice short uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parker landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Parker is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pong is defending well for now.
Parker keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pong's efforts to push away.
Pong looking to throw knees to the head but Parker is blocking nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pong is trying to break the clinch but Parker is controlling him.
Parker scores with a shot to the side of Pong's head.
Parker is leaning against Pong and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Parker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parker holding his opponent close, against the ropes.
Parker lands a hook that snaps the head of Pong backwards.
Parker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Come on Parker - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Pong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Parker dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pong tries to land knees in the clinch but Parker avoids the damage to the body.
A short right from Parker.
Pong wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Parker has him pressed against the ropes.
Pong has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Parker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Parker prevents Pong from breaking the clinch.
Pong tries to break free but Parker pushes him back against the ropes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Parker keeps control of Pong as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Parker lands a hook that snaps the head of Pong backwards.
Nice body punch from Parker.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker lands an elbow that stopped Pong in his tracks for a moment.
Pong tries to circle away but Parker has him pinned against the ropes.
Pong tries to circle away but Parker has him pinned against the ropes.
Pong can't break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Parker dominated that round.
That's time! Parker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Parker throws a hook to the side of Pong's head but Pong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parker scores with a one two! Pong had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A left lands for Parker.
Pong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Parker.
Pong swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Parker drives through and clinches with Pong against the ropes.
Pong tries to break free but Parker pushes him back against the ropes.
Parker avoiding damage as Pong throws knees to the body.
Parker displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pong up against the ropes.
A short right from Parker on the inside.
Parker stalls.
Pong is trying to break the clinch but Parker has him pressed against the ropes.
Pong misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker prevents Pong from breaking the clinch.
Parker is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A body shot lands from Parker.
Pong blocks a body shot from Parker.
Pong wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Parker leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Pong goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pong has had enough of the clinch but Parker keeps him there for the moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Parker.
Parker tries to work over Pong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pong has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Parker takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Pong can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker misses with a body punch.
Pong landing knees to the head.
Parker taking a breather.
Parker keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pong's efforts to push away.
Pong taking a breather.
Roger Parker has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pong has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Pong tries to break the clinch but Parker is controlling the position.
Pong is trying to break the clinch but Parker is controlling him.
Parker lands a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker effectively controlling the action here.
Pong is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Pong is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Parker dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Parker blocks a head kick by Pong.
The crowd cheers as Parker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pong doesn't seem phased though.
Pong on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Pong tries to keep at a distance but Parker has taken the fight into the clinch.
Pong with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Parker using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Pong is trying to break the clinch but Parker has him pressed against the ropes.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Parker takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Pong tries to break the clinch but Parker is controlling the position.
Parker cracks Pong with a nice body shot.
Parker lands an elbow inside.
Pong blocks an elbow strike from Parker.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker landing knees to the body.
Parker lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Pong has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Parker.
Pong wants to break free but Parker has control.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Parker.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Pong tries to throw a body punch but Parker avoids it by throwing Pong back against the ropes.
Parker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Parker.
Pong with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pong is trying to force a seperation but Parker has the dominant position.
Pong being controlled against the ropes.
Pong is trying to maintain a safe position but Parker gets an underhook and turns Pong into the ropes.
Parker can't find room to land a body shot as Pong controls the action.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Parker throws an elbow that misses.
Pong has had enough of the clinch but Parker keeps him there for the moment.
Pong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parker lands a body shot in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pong lands with a light punch inside.
Pong is looking to break free of the clinch but Parker has double underhooks.
Parker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Pong wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Parker has him pressed against the ropes.
Pong throws a punch but it's blocked by Parker.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pong up against the ropes.
Pong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Parker lands an elbow inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Parker clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Parker lands a really nice looking cross but Pong seems unphased.
Pong moves out of range of the strikes.
Parker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Parker throws out the jab.
Parker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Parker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Parker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Pong walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Pong is rocked!
Parker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Roger Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker throws a lazy head kick
and Pong counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Pong connects with an inside leg kick.
Parker throws a jab when Pong was well out of range.
Parker misses with a looping right.
Roger Parker is winning the standup battle so far.
No joy there for Parker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pong scores with a nice strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pong throws a body punch but Parker moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Pong.
Pong avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pong listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Parker moves in looking to clinch but Pong pushes him off.
Pong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Parker throws a lazy right hand but Pong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pong avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pong finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Parker throws a looping overhand right but Pong ducks down to avoid it.
Pong throws a head kick that misses.
Pong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parker.
Parker thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pong ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Parker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Parker throws a hook but Pong blocks it.
Parker is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Parker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Pong swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pong avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pong jabs Parker to the body, keeping him at a distance.

Parker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right handed body shot lands from Parker.
Parker lands a body shot in the clinch.
Pong has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Parker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pong backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pong letting Parker take a breather here.
Pong is trying to break free.
A frustrated look appears on Pong's face as he tries to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roger Parker had his way with Ping Pong in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Pong throws a lazy right hand but Parker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parker checks the leg kick.
Pong's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Pong duly obliges.
Parker misses with a hook
and Pong counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pong misses the jab.
A head kick misses from Pong.
Parker misses with a looping left.
Parker lands a jab to the head.
Parker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pong was well out of range. Poor timing from Parker.
Pong throws a hook but Parker blocks it.
Pong walks into a straight right hand from Parker.
Parker's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pong under the eye.
Pong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pong has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pong there as he acknowledges the shot.
Pong is still on wobbly legs! Can Parker finish him?
Parker lands an overhand right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Pong swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Parker connects with a quick right hand that sends Pong tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the ropes, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Roger Parker!
During a confident post fight interview, Roger Parker thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.