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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucio Rodrigues (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells comes into the arena with Trae - asshole blaring out of the sound system. Rodrigues comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sandstorm kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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195 lbs
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197 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lucio Rodrigues!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Luis Engracia and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss me where it smells lands with a cross.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a wild combination.
Rodrigues connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kiss me where it smells. Kiss me where it smells circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kiss me where it smells keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rodrigues misses with a series of wild punches.
Rodrigues thows a body shot but no joy.
A left lands for Kiss me where it smells.
It looks like Lucio Rodrigues has been cut.
Horrible takedown by Rodrigues or perhaps it was just good defense by Kiss me where it smells which made him look bad.
Kiss me where it smells tries to close the distance and clinch but Rodrigues swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Rodrigues uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kiss me where it smells.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rodrigues swings for the body but Kiss me where it smells moves out of range.
Rodrigues is looking to clinch but Kiss me where it smells is avoiding it.
Kiss me where it smells throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Rodrigues. Those never looked like landing.
Kiss me where it smells ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rodrigues moves away.
Kiss me where it smells lands a jab to Rodrigues's midsection.
Rodrigues darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Rodrigues seems to be looking for submissions.
Kiss me where it smells gets full guard.
Rodrigues trying to control the position from guard on top but Kiss me where it smells is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rodrigues preventing the sweep.
Rodrigues trying to control but Kiss me where it smells is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Lucio Rodrigues hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Kiss me where it smells throws a series of punches but Rodrigues avoids them all with ease.
Rodrigues misses with an uppercut.
Kiss me where it smells swinging wildly here.
Kiss me where it smells swinging wildly here.
Kiss me where it smells moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kiss me where it smells tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rodrigues was well out of range. Poor timing from Kiss me where it smells.
Rodrigues looking to score a takedown here. Kiss me where it smells is defending well but Rodrigues drives through and ends up in Kiss me where it smells's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rodrigues being controlled here momentarily.
Rodrigues pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kiss me where it smells is keeping the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rodrigues is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Rodrigues working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Rodrigues sitting in guard here, content to control.
Kiss me where it smells keeping moving, preventing Rodrigues from controlling successfully.
Kiss me where it smells is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rodrigues throws a big right hand that misses.
Rodrigues wants to pass the guard but Kiss me where it smells is keeping the position.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Rodrigues loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rodrigues won't allow Kiss me where it smells to sweep him here.
Rodrigues being controlled here momentarily.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Lucio Rodrigues will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lucio Rodrigues's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Rodrigues throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rodrigues takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a double jab
and Rodrigues counters with a left to the body.
Kiss me where it smells fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodrigues manages to avoid it.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is winning the standup battle so far.
Rodrigues moves into the clinch.
Rodrigues lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rodrigues working aggressively here.
Kiss me where it smells softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rodrigues misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rodrigues can't find room to land a body shot as Kiss me where it smells controls the action.
Kiss me where it smells fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Stalling in the clinch from Rodrigues.
Kiss me where it smells tries to pull guard but Rodrigues forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Rodrigues is trying to break the clinch but Kiss me where it smells is controlling him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rodrigues misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells breaks the clinch.
Rodrigues staying out of range there.
Rodrigues looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kiss me where it smells is fending him off so far but Rodrigues persists. Nope, Kiss me where it smells circles away and we're back to standing.
Kiss me where it smells looks to land a combination but Rodrigues avoids it well.
Rodrigues gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kiss me where it smells stalks Rodrigues and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rodrigues's face. Rodrigues staggers backwards, shaken.
Rodrigues fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kiss me where it smells dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiss me where it smells gets a clinch.
Kiss me where it smells breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rodrigues pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kiss me where it smells throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kiss me where it smells moves into the clinch.
Kiss me where it smells blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kiss me where it smells pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rodrigues scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to improve his position.
Rodrigues seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kiss me where it smells does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control but Rodrigues is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Rodrigues is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kiss me where it smells is just riding it out for now. Rodrigues eventually gives up the hold.
Kiss me where it smells is not content to let Rodrigues control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rodrigues is working for a submission of some sort.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control but Rodrigues is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Kiss me where it smells tries to get to full guard but Rodrigues has control of the leg.
Lucio Rodrigues has got the better of the ground game so far.
Rodrigues wants to take a breather but Kiss me where it smells is having none of it.
Rodrigues passes to side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rodrigues working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
You can see the frustration on Kiss me where it smells's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kiss me where it smells is looking for a sweep.
Rodrigues wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kiss me where it smells keeps working.
Rodrigues working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control but Rodrigues postures up.
Rodrigues advances to full mount.
Rodrigues lands a nice shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Lucio Rodrigues will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Lucio Rodrigues's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Rodrigues closes the distance and clinches.
Rodrigues struggles to land a body shot inside as Kiss me where it smells controls his hands.
Kiss me where it smells has Rodrigues pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Rodrigues manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Rodrigues scores with a shot to the side of Kiss me where it smells's head.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to stall.
Rodrigues doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rodrigues is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Kiss me where it smells to keep the fight standing.
Kiss me where it smells's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a double jab.
Rodrigues throws a jab when Kiss me where it smells was well out of range.
Kiss me where it smells uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rodrigues.
Kiss me where it smells fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kiss me where it smells on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Sloppy strikes from Kiss me where it smells. Those never looked like landing.
Kiss me where it smells clobbers Rodrigues with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rodrigues listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Rodrigues on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kiss me where it smells thuds his right hand into Rodrigues's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nice body punch from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells lands a head shot.
Rodrigues uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells digs a good hook to Rodrigues's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kiss me where it smells connects with the punch.
Rodrigues throws a jab when Kiss me where it smells was well out of range.
Rodrigues takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Rodrigues uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells has taken the fight to the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rodrigues.
Rodrigues softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rodrigues is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells taking a breather.
A frustrated look appears on Rodrigues's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kiss me where it smells goes for a takedown in the clinch but Rodrigues prevents it.
Rodrigues tries to throw a body punch but Kiss me where it smells avoids it by throwing Rodrigues back against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kiss me where it smells tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kiss me where it smells has Rodrigues pushed against the cage.
Kiss me where it smells wants to get back to striking at distance but Rodrigues won't allow it.
Rodrigues has a couple of punches blocked by Kiss me where it smells.
Rodrigues is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kiss me where it smells gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lucio Rodrigues.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rodrigues throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kiss me where it smellss head.
Rodrigues has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kiss me where it smells avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kiss me where it smells blocks an uppercut.
Kiss me where it smells is working for takedown but Rodrigues is calmly controlling the position for now.
A right hand to the body from Rodrigues.
Rodrigues looking for a takedown.
Rodrigues misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kiss me where it smells breaks the clinch.
Rodrigues misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rodrigues misses with a takedown
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Rodrigues takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kiss me where it smells lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Kiss me where it smells lands a nice hook to Rodrigues's body. Rodrigues takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kiss me where it smells fails in his attempt to clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kiss me where it smells gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Lucio Rodrigues is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells breaks the clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Rodrigues.
Rodrigues walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kiss me where it smells looks to land a right hand but Rodrigues moved out of range.
Kiss me where it smells moves into the clinch.
Kiss me where it smells is stalling here.
Rodrigues has a couple of punches blocked by Kiss me where it smells.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kiss me where it smells being controlled against the cage.
Kiss me where it smells has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Rodrigues is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tariq Kiss me where it smells showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Rodrigues has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 29:29
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 29:28
The fight is ruled a draw!
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