PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Red Headed Step Child (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meah Much (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Red Headed Step Child has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Headed Step Child
vs
Much

215 cm
20
300 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

191 cm
27
250 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Red Headed Step Child!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Meah Much!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Step Child misses the jab.
Step Child misses with a low kick as Much jumps back.
Much uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Step Child.
Step Child pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Step Child's corner calls for a 1-2. Step Child obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Much goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Much is looking to land body kicks.
Much misses with a body shot.
Much throws a nice inside leg kick.
Much tries a head kick but it misses.
Much throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A swing and a miss from Step Child.
Step Child moves out of range of the leg kick from Much.
Step Child fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Much checks it well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Much.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Step Child ducks under a wild hook from Much.
Step Child pushes Much away with a front kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Step Child misses with a wild body shot.
Step Child fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Step Child pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Step Child takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Step Child lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Much at a distance.
Much fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Step Child manages to avoid it.
Much doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Much throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Much ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Step Child moves away.
Red Headed Step Child seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Step Child lands the left hand.
Much takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Much looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Step Child lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Much at a distance.
Step Child lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Meah Much has been cut.
Step Child throws a leg kick which misses Much's front leg but catches the back leg as Much tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Step Child takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Step Child throws a leg kick but Much moved away.
Step Child comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Much takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Much is rocked!
Step Child weaves into range and cracks Much right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Much goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Step Child is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Red Headed Step Child!
Our winner, Red Headed Step Child, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.