PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bam Boon I (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lange has chosen Fire - Bruce Springsteen as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Boon I
vs
Lange

198 cm
25
198 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

182 cm
29
199 lbs
15 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bam Boon I!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Artie Lange!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boon I takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lange throws a jab but it's blocked by Boon I.
Lange looks to score with a jab to the body but Boon I is just out of range.
Boon I on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lange throws a body punch but Boon I moves out of range.
Boon I blocks the body kick.
Lange throws a right hand that misses
and Boon I counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Boon I staying out of range there.
Boon I takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lange changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lange throws a hook but Boon I avoids it easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lange misses with a body shot.
Lange lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Boon I tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Boon I takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lange takes a swing at Boon I's ribcage but misses.
Lange will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lange. Boon I does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lange fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Boon I has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lange punishes Boon I's body with a nice straight punch.
Lange scores with a hook to the body. Boon I takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lange throws a good cross that connects.
Lange throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lange with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Boon I takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boon I thumps Lange with a low kick.
Lange blocks the body kick.
Artie Lange seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boon I feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lange's calf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lange throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boon I ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lange fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boon I manages to avoid it.
Lange gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lange is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Boon I.
Lange with a nice cross.
A punch lands to the side of Boon I 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Boon I staying out of range there.
Boon I misses with a low kick.
Boon I avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lange with a nice cross.

Boon I is rocked!
Lange lands a brutal uppercut that launches Boon I off his feet! Boon I tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Artie Lange!
A very excited looking Artie Lange made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.